Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 I've got Mr. Bubble on deck in my bathroom. Just need to find a simple girl who appreciates a nice bath. 👨💻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Bored at the bus stop I see. 💩🖕🗑🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share Posted October 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Bored at the bus stop I see. 💩🖕🗑🔥 Real men flex their muscles at the bus stop and are ready for combat. Beta males lock their car doors, put the window lock on, and look the other way when they see us lone wolf alpha male warriors with our sleeveless shirts standing valiantly at the bus stop. 🐺💪🧔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Real men flex their muscles at the bus stop and are ready for combat. Beta males lock their car doors, put the window lock on, and look the other way when they see us lone wolf alpha male warriors with our sleeveless shirts standing valiantly at the bus stop. 🐺💪🧔 Real men have cars. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Real men don't take bubble baths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 46 minutes ago, midnight said: Real men don't take bubble baths. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I've got Mr. Bubble on deck in my bathroom. Just need to find a simple girl who appreciates a nice bath. 👨💻 How much money do you have to spend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 (edited) Threads like these are why down votes are needed Edited October 26, 2018 by Kudasai 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KH868 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I've got Mr. Bubble on deck in my bathroom. Just need to find a simple girl who appreciates a nice bath. 👨💻 "Legal aged" Makes me wonder previous experiences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share Posted October 26, 2018 The giggle chills. *beepbahdoobop* I have the giggle chills. *snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* 👨💼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KH868 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: The giggle chills. *beepbahdoobop* I have the giggle chills. *snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* 👨💼 Thanks for my daily dose of cringe all in one serving. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Zeni that isn't even funny. Those girls you are trying to seduce are underage. What are you going to tell the judge?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: *snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* 👨💼 Pucker up, big boy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share Posted October 26, 2018 25 minutes ago, KH868 said: Thanks for my daily dose of cringe all in one serving. What's wrong? Can't compete with the OG lone wolf alpha male warrior for a hot biddie's affections? 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: What's wrong? Can't compete with the OG lone wolf alpha male warrior for a hot biddie's affections? 😌 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 47 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: The giggle chills. *beepbahdoobop* I have the giggle chills. *snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* 👨💼 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KH868 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: What's wrong? Can't compete with the OG lone wolf alpha male warrior for a hot biddie's affections? 😌 Over dosed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 27, 2018 Author Share Posted October 27, 2018 8 hours ago, Phillies said: Zeni that isn't even funny. Those girls you are trying to seduce are underage. What are you going to tell the judge?? "Not hardly, your honor. 16 is legal in the state of New Jersey. You lose, your honor." *judge begins sweating profusely* Judge: I find you not guilty. Please enjoy your lovely, new girlfriend. *looks away jealously* "Thank you, your honor! Much appreciated. Hey, don't be jealous. You're old enough to be her great grandpa, just leave this business to young guys like me." 😌💪🐺👨💻💁♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 I'm a legal age woman who likes bubble baths. Not with you tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 27, 2018 Author Share Posted October 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: I'm a legal age woman who likes bubble baths. Not with you tho. Athena... you're a cougar... 🐰 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Athena... you're a cougar... 🐰 Ikr I'm marrying someone a whole year younger than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 27, 2018 Author Share Posted October 27, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: Ikr I'm marrying someone a whole year younger than me. That's weird lol. Congrats, but I would never marry an older woman. 1992. That's basically when my grandpa was born 🤦♂️😓💬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: That's weird lol. Congrats, but I would never marry an older woman. 1992. That's basically when my grandpa was born 🤦♂️😓💬 Do you ever get tired of acting completely retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 27, 2018 Author Share Posted October 27, 2018 Tho Tho Tho Those legal age teens 🐼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 On 10/26/2018 at 5:33 AM, CutieQuesadilla said: Real men have cars. I'll never be a real man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 12 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I'll never be a real man? You are manly man. Macho man. More man than anyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 I literally hope you wake up in the tub without one of your kidneys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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