Zenigundam Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 We all know I should have an extremely hot and personable girlfriend, but the single life is good and in my search for a partner, I've exposed the illogical (and borderline criminal) femigazi that seems to provoke guys like myself for its own entertainment. Time to go to work. -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 When you post stupidity like this, I'm genuinely torn between the rational decision to ignore you and not offer any reaction that might be misconstrued as encouragement, and the desire to beat you into submission, tie you up, and drop you on the doorstep of a contemplative order of monks, preferably one that espouses a vow of silence and eschews modern conveniences like the internet and indoor plumbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 29, 2017 Author Share Posted January 29, 2017 So cruel, mthor. Almost certainly a defense mechanism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Don't worry I won't feel bad for you > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Believe me when I say this. No one feels bad for you. Not now not ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 So cruel, mthor. Almost certainly a defense mechanism! Definitely a defense mechanism - stupidity as blatant as that which you keep offering is so aggressive as to be contagious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Zeni man admit it, you are as hopeless as me. The pussy is a foreign concept, we are doomed to a life of cheap beer and solitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Oh, I don't feel bad for you at all. However, I do feel bad for anyone who ends up with you. On second thought, no I don't. Anyone who ignores all the warning signs and red flags deserves what they're getting into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 No here feels bad so please just fuck off and go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 29, 2017 Author Share Posted January 29, 2017 Lmao so much envy! Y'all are threatened by my alpha male potential! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Lmao so much envy! Y'all are threatened by my alpha male potential! There is no envy, and you have no potential, beta boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 I don't feel bad and you haven't chosen single life by choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Lmao so much envy! Y'all are threatened by my alpha male potential! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 You've just had bad luck lately, it's all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 29, 2017 Author Share Posted January 29, 2017 I don't feel bad and you haven't chosen single life by choice. Yes I am by choice. I'm my own man! : ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 29, 2017 Author Share Posted January 29, 2017 You've just had bad luck lately, it's all good. Women.... *punches wall repeatedly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 have you thought about chasing hearses? the dead can't say no, but knowing your luck they might find a way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Women.... *punches wall repeatedly* Maybe men would be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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