Zenigundam Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 We all know I should have an extremely hot and personable girlfriend, but the single life is good and in my search for a partner, I've exposed the illogical (and borderline criminal) femigazi that seems to provoke guys like myself for its own entertainment. Time to go to work. -_'
mthor Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 When you post stupidity like this, I'm genuinely torn between the rational decision to ignore you and not offer any reaction that might be misconstrued as encouragement, and the desire to beat you into submission, tie you up, and drop you on the doorstep of a contemplative order of monks, preferably one that espouses a vow of silence and eschews modern conveniences like the internet and indoor plumbing.
Zenigundam Posted January 29, 2017 Author Posted January 29, 2017 So cruel, mthor. Almost certainly a defense mechanism!
Derackthehunter Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 Believe me when I say this. No one feels bad for you. Not now not ever.
mthor Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 So cruel, mthor. Almost certainly a defense mechanism! Definitely a defense mechanism - stupidity as blatant as that which you keep offering is so aggressive as to be contagious.
Phillies Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 Zeni man admit it, you are as hopeless as me. The pussy is a foreign concept, we are doomed to a life of cheap beer and solitude.
Houdini Splicer Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 Oh, I don't feel bad for you at all. However, I do feel bad for anyone who ends up with you. On second thought, no I don't. Anyone who ignores all the warning signs and red flags deserves what they're getting into.
Kudasai Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 No here feels bad so please just fuck off and go away
Zenigundam Posted January 29, 2017 Author Posted January 29, 2017 Lmao so much envy! Y'all are threatened by my alpha male potential!
Houdini Splicer Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 Lmao so much envy! Y'all are threatened by my alpha male potential! There is no envy, and you have no potential, beta boy.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 I don't feel bad and you haven't chosen single life by choice.
Kudasai Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 Lmao so much envy! Y'all are threatened by my alpha male potential!
Zenigundam Posted January 29, 2017 Author Posted January 29, 2017 I don't feel bad and you haven't chosen single life by choice. Yes I am by choice. I'm my own man! : (
Zenigundam Posted January 29, 2017 Author Posted January 29, 2017 You've just had bad luck lately, it's all good. Women.... *punches wall repeatedly*
Naraku4656 Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 have you thought about chasing hearses? the dead can't say no, but knowing your luck they might find a way
Derackthehunter Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 Women.... *punches wall repeatedly* Maybe men would be better.
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