Zenigundam Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 I'd be terrible at anything art, science, or math related, and I was pretty bad in the Staples copy center top, but that was a funny moment when that artsy, unstable dude who was waiting for me and my coworker for like fifteen minutes stormed out cursing and looked like he was about to jump over the counter when I was drunkenly smiling at his outburst. Yeah so for me I would suck at those art and science and math type jobs, I would just try to survive by disappearing and collecting a paycheck or two and then I'd have to quit before getting exposed.
Zenigundam Posted September 27, 2018 Author Posted September 27, 2018 (edited) "Don't pay for that! If I were you I wouldn't pay for that! I've been to every Staples in North Jersey and this is by far the worst service ever! *reads my nametag* You'll be hearing from corporate!" Zenigundam: 😹 Have a nice day, sir. "Fuck you! You know what, fuck you!" Zenigundam: 😸 *Customer storms out* Edited September 27, 2018 by Zenigundam
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 I'd be terrible at any job. at all.
Zenigundam Posted September 27, 2018 Author Posted September 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: I'd be terrible at any job. at all. Dude looked like the Asian Matthew Gray Gubler. For real haha, skinny, parted hair, I was surprised he acted so aggressively, but I think it was just pent up nerd rage from high school! 😌 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Dude looked like the Asian Matthew Gray Gubler. For real haha, skinny, parted hair, I was surprised he acted so aggressively, but I think it was just pent up nerd rage from high school! 😌 I try to piss guys like that off on purpose
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Please stop cursing, Darkside. what? I didn't even swear in this thread
Zenigundam Posted September 27, 2018 Author Posted September 27, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: what? I didn't even swear in this thread Don't shoot the messenger, I just noticed that mthor took offense. I try to to run my threads like an uppity hotel that serves caviar and has room service and shit like that. 1
Sawdamizer Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 Server. I don't have the patience. I have been a boss for far too long, and I realized that at a young age that I had to be in charge. Ali also could never be a janitor, because fuck Packard.
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Don't shoot the messenger, I just noticed that mthor took offense. I try to to run my threads like an uppity hotel that serves caviar and has room service and shit like that. she's the one acting drunk in the lobby
Zenigundam Posted September 27, 2018 Author Posted September 27, 2018 11 minutes ago, mthor said: **Language. Madame, kindly take your drink outside. We have a no alcohol policy in this establishment. 1
Zenigundam Posted September 27, 2018 Author Posted September 27, 2018 28 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Server. I don't have the patience. I have been a boss for far too long, and I realized that at a young age that I had to be in charge. Ali also could never be a janitor, because fuck Packard. If I were a server and I won a huge amount of cash at the exact moment that a patron was making petty complaints about excellent food, I would toss my apron, change my submissive work attitude on a dime, and tell him, "Stop being a little bitch and eat up! That meal costs like $40 and you're complaining about the placement of the olives. Man, you would get your ass kicked at my local Burger King!! 💪" 🐺 2
midnight Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 Gynecologist, Proctologist, Podiatrist. Dentist. I don't want to mess with anyone's gross parts. 1
Tengu Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I'd be terrible at anything art, science, or math related, and I was pretty bad in the Staples copy center top, but that was a funny moment when that artsy, unstable dude who was waiting for me and my coworker for like fifteen minutes stormed out cursing and looked like he was about to jump over the counter when I was drunkenly smiling at his outburst. Yeah so for me I would suck at those art and science and math type jobs, I would just try to survive by disappearing and collecting a paycheck or two and then I'd have to quit before getting exposed. So your only option is sanitation.
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