Breakfast porn

[Neko]

Early morning tubesteak and eggs

Wake and yank

Jolly jelly legs

Hot coco and cream

 

[That_One_Guy]

I get pissed when I get woken up for sex. Sleep is better. Less effort. 

[fuggstop]

6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I get pissed when I get woken up for sex. Sleep is better. Less effort. 

Zeni's gf spent the nite?

[Rogue_Alphonse]

The title of this thread instantly reminded me of Breakfast Chan.

 

[That_One_Guy]

21 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Zeni's gf spent the nite?

She did

She ain't waking up tho. She's piped out. She was talking shit on him last night while I was balls deep. She was like "Idk why that Dr Eggman dude was trying to hook up with me." 

[molarbear]

I clicked on this thread hoping to see a badass omelet or some biscuits and gravy

 

[Tengu]

44 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I clicked on this thread hoping to see a badass omelet or some biscuits and gravy

 

Feeling betrayed?

 

[Neko]

2 hours ago, molarbear said:

I clicked on this thread hoping to see a badass omelet or some biscuits and gravy

 

No it' about early morning rub outs and what to call them

[schmahxgn]

My idea of breakfast porn is incorporating breakfast fare into kinky erotic play, You could amp it up to brunch porn by drinking a mimosa from in between a woman's bust whilst making love. Though if one wanted to up the ante, a gal eating a bowl of honey nut cheerios with a large volume of semen from a circle jerk instead of cow's milk would also fit into this genre.

Edited September 17, 2018 by schmahxgn

[TrigunBebop]

Pump to pop the morning balloon.

[Raptorpat]

4 hours ago, schmahxgn said:

My idea of breakfast porn is incorporating breakfast fare into kinky erotic play