Neko Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Early morning tubesteak and eggs Wake and yank Jolly jelly legs Hot coco and cream 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 I get pissed when I get woken up for sex. Sleep is better. Less effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I get pissed when I get woken up for sex. Sleep is better. Less effort. Zeni's gf spent the nite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 The title of this thread instantly reminded me of Breakfast Chan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 21 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Zeni's gf spent the nite? She did She ain't waking up tho. She's piped out. She was talking shit on him last night while I was balls deep. She was like "Idk why that Dr Eggman dude was trying to hook up with me." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 I clicked on this thread hoping to see a badass omelet or some biscuits and gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 44 minutes ago, molarbear said: I clicked on this thread hoping to see a badass omelet or some biscuits and gravy Feeling betrayed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted September 17, 2018 Author Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 hours ago, molarbear said: I clicked on this thread hoping to see a badass omelet or some biscuits and gravy No it' about early morning rub outs and what to call them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 (edited) My idea of breakfast porn is incorporating breakfast fare into kinky erotic play, You could amp it up to brunch porn by drinking a mimosa from in between a woman's bust whilst making love. Though if one wanted to up the ante, a gal eating a bowl of honey nut cheerios with a large volume of semen from a circle jerk instead of cow's milk would also fit into this genre. Edited September 17, 2018 by schmahxgn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Pump to pop the morning balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 4 hours ago, schmahxgn said: My idea of breakfast porn is incorporating breakfast fare into kinky erotic play 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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