midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 well, there are several things that are a pain in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Is the fact that like a vast majority of men with beards have fecal matter in them one of those things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 minute ago, schmahxgn said: Is the fact that like a vast majority of men with beards have fecal matter in them one of those things? Not in my case. Not really sure why any man would have shit in his beard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 When you go to the bathroom to take a dump, and you flush with the lid open, dookie particles fly everywhere and could take rest in your beard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 People mistaking you for a wizard and then getting pissed at you when you can't do magic? 2 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 29 minutes ago, midnight said: well, there are several things that are a pain in the ass. I get a 3 o'clock shadow after about 3-4 days of not shaving, even then it's all patchy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 34 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: When you go to the bathroom to take a dump, and you flush with the lid open, dookie particles fly everywhere and could take rest in your beard. Hahaha @ dookie particles. In my case, I flush before I get up. I don’t need to see my dookie, or the toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 24 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Wut I ate a brownie an hour ago. My beard smells like brownies. But I’m not complaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 27 minutes ago, molarbear said: I get a 3 o'clock shadow after about 3-4 days of not shaving, even then it's all patchy I can have a full, short beard in a week or two. I’ve all but forgotten what my face looks like without a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 34 minutes ago, Kweerie said: People mistaking you for a wizard and then getting pissed at you when you can't do magic? I can do magic. I can make anyone disappear by asking them if they want to smell the beard. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 2 hours ago, midnight said: I can have a full, short beard in a week or two. I’ve all but forgotten what my face looks like without a beard. I tried no shave November once and actually followed through with it the results were horrific and I'm surprised no one attempted to kill me with fire near the end 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, molarbear said: I tried no shave November once and actually followed through with it the results were horrific and I'm surprised no one attempted to kill me with fire near the end I think disco would like to burn mine off of my face. She doesn’t like it at all. I haven’t shaved in probably over 5 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Eating soup with a beard is a pain in the ass. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 54 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Eating soup with a beard is a pain in the ass. So is eating a poorly wrapped burrito. I know, from tons of experience. And believe me, curry starts to stink after an hour or two. (Yeah, I like curry in my burritos). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Not even five minutes ago someone said i have the al queda thing going on. Kids LOVE to pull on them. If i don't brush it out it gets all tangled and I look particularly Appalachian. When i have to wear ear plugs for work, they sit on a plastic band around my neck and tend to get caught in my beard. But the single worst thing about beards is I never ever feel happy with deciding to trim it down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 25 minutes ago, midnight said: So is eating a poorly wrapped burrito. I know, from tons of experience. And believe me, curry starts to stink after an hour or two. (Yeah, I like curry in my burritos). I wouldn't know about that one. I only eat burritos with a knife and fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: I wouldn't know about that one. I only eat burritos with a knife and fork. No way. I always pick a burrito up to eat it. I use a knife and fork to eat enchiladas, but not burritos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, midnight said: No way. I always pick a burrito up to eat it. I use a knife and fork to eat enchiladas, but not burritos. I refuse to touch my food with my hands. I eat everything (including finger foods) with utensils. OCD is fun. -.- Edited September 8, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: Not even five minutes ago someone said i have the al queda thing going on. Kids LOVE to pull on them. If i don't brush it out it gets all tangled and I look particularly Appalachian. When i have to wear ear plugs for work, they sit on a plastic band around my neck and tend to get caught in my beard. But the single worst thing about beards is I never ever feel happy with deciding to trim it down. i am always too nervous to trim mine. i always feel like i am going to fuck it up and have to shave it off and start over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I refuse to touch my food with my hands. I eat everything (including finger foods) with utensils. OCD is fun. -.- ocd is a bitch. i have it too. its fucking counting with me and spelling everything backwards in my head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 6 hours ago, midnight said: well, there are several things that are a pain in the ass. God...I hate it when my hair ends up in my mouth...I can only imagine face pewbs *gag* ... .... *gag* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: God...I hate it when my hair ends up in my mouth...I can only imagine face pewbs *gag* ... .... *gag* Hahaha! But true. That was a problem early on, but now my beard doesn’t get in my mouth while eating. It is also very hot in the summer. I do miss the breeze hitting my bare face, but the beard comes in handy in the winter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, midnight said: ocd is a bitch. i have it too. its fucking counting with me and spelling everything backwards in my head. For me it's things getting on my hands and paranoia about electronics not working properly. And some counting and repetition. Edited September 9, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 50 minutes ago, midnight said: Hahaha! But true. That was a problem early on, but now my beard doesn’t get in my mouth while eating. It is also very hot in the summer. I do miss the breeze hitting my bare face, but the beard comes in handy in the winter. Last time i shaved was during the summer, and my face felt more hot. There was nothing protecting it. I feel like my beard helps. Especially when i sweat, because it acts like a radiator pulling heat away from my face as it evaporates. This is all experience from working in triple digit heat doing heavy manual labor. Mind you that was years ago. I haven't shaved more than a line up in a long time. Also it might be dependant on the type of hair your beard grows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 9, 2018 Author Share Posted September 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: Last time i shaved was during the summer, and my face felt more hot. There was nothing protecting it. I feel like my beard helps. Especially when i sweat, because it acts like a radiator pulling heat away from my face as it evaporates. This is all experience from working in triple digit heat doing heavy manual labor. Mind you that was years ago. I haven't shaved more than a line up in a long time. Also it might be dependant on the type of hair your beard grows. If it’s really windy outside, I have to tie my beard up, or else it blows in my eyes. It’s really like having a second head of hair. I wash it with shampoo, brush it out, dry it. I just got a foot cut off it a couple of months ago, but it’s still long. I need to get the sides trimmed again now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 8 hours ago, schmahxgn said: When you go to the bathroom to take a dump, and you flush with the lid open, dookie particles fly everywhere and could take rest in your beard. And your toothbrush...and all over the house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, Still Me said: God...I hate it when my hair ends up in my mouth...I can only imagine face pewbs *gag* ... .... *gag* What's the last thing a pubic hair hears before it hits the ground? sfx: spitting noise Edited September 9, 2018 by tsar4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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