The worst part about having a long beard....

[midnight]

well, there are several things that are a pain in the ass.

[schmahxgn]

Is the fact that like a vast majority of men with beards have fecal matter in them one of those things?

[midnight]

1 minute ago, schmahxgn said:

Is the fact that like a vast majority of men with beards have fecal matter in them one of those things?

Not in my case. Not really sure why any man would have shit in his beard. 

[schmahxgn]

When you go to the bathroom to take a dump, and you flush with the lid open, dookie particles fly everywhere and could take rest in your beard.

[Hornshire]

People mistaking you for a wizard and then getting pissed at you when you can't do magic?

[molarbear]

29 minutes ago, midnight said:

well, there are several things that are a pain in the ass.

I get a 3 o'clock shadow after about 3-4 days of not shaving, even then it's all patchy

[Sawdamizer]

Wut

[midnight]

34 minutes ago, schmahxgn said:

When you go to the bathroom to take a dump, and you flush with the lid open, dookie particles fly everywhere and could take rest in your beard.

Hahaha @ dookie particles.

In my case, I flush before I get up. I don’t need to see my dookie, or the toilet paper.

[midnight]

24 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Wut

I ate a brownie an hour ago. My beard smells like brownies. But I’m not complaining. 

[midnight]

27 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I get a 3 o'clock shadow after about 3-4 days of not shaving, even then it's all patchy

I can have a full, short beard in a week or two. I’ve all but forgotten what my face looks like without a beard.

[midnight]

34 minutes ago, Kweerie said:

People mistaking you for a wizard and then getting pissed at you when you can't do magic?

I can do magic. I can make anyone disappear by asking them if they want to smell the beard. 🤣

[molarbear]

2 hours ago, midnight said:

I can have a full, short beard in a week or two. I’ve all but forgotten what my face looks like without a beard.

I tried no shave November once and actually followed through with it

the results were horrific and I'm surprised no one attempted to kill me with fire near the end

[midnight]

11 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I tried no shave November once and actually followed through with it

the results were horrific and I'm surprised no one attempted to kill me with fire near the end

I think disco would like to burn mine off of my face. She doesn’t like it at all. I haven’t shaved in probably over 5 years.

[TrigunBebop]

Eating soup with a beard is a pain in the ass.

[midnight]

54 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Eating soup with a beard is a pain in the ass.

So is eating a poorly wrapped burrito. I know, from tons of experience. And believe me, curry starts to stink after an hour or two. (Yeah, I like curry in my burritos).

 

[KimopoBotar]

Not even five minutes ago someone said i have the al queda thing going on. 

Kids LOVE to pull on them. 

If i don't brush it out it gets all tangled and I look particularly Appalachian. 

When i have to wear ear plugs for work, they sit on a plastic band around my neck and tend to get caught in my beard. 

But the single worst thing about beards is I never ever feel happy with deciding to trim it down.

[TrigunBebop]

25 minutes ago, midnight said:

So is eating a poorly wrapped burrito. I know, from tons of experience. And believe me, curry starts to stink after an hour or two. (Yeah, I like curry in my burritos).

 

I wouldn't know about that one. I only eat burritos with a knife and fork.

[midnight]

1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said:

I wouldn't know about that one. I only eat burritos with a knife and fork.

No way. I always pick a burrito up to eat it. I use a knife and fork to eat enchiladas, but not burritos. 

[TrigunBebop]

2 minutes ago, midnight said:

No way. I always pick a burrito up to eat it. I use a knife and fork to eat enchiladas, but not burritos. 

I refuse to touch my food with my hands. I eat everything (including finger foods) with utensils.

OCD is fun. -.-

Edited September 8, 2018 by TrigunBebop

[midnight]

8 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

Not even five minutes ago someone said i have the al queda thing going on. 

Kids LOVE to pull on them. 

If i don't brush it out it gets all tangled and I look particularly Appalachian. 

When i have to wear ear plugs for work, they sit on a plastic band around my neck and tend to get caught in my beard. 

But the single worst thing about beards is I never ever feel happy with deciding to trim it down.

i am always too nervous to trim mine. i always feel like i am going to fuck it up and have to shave it off and start over.

[midnight]

4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

I refuse to touch my food with my hands. I eat everything (including finger foods) with utensils.

OCD is fun. -.-

ocd is a bitch. i have it too. its fucking counting with me and spelling everything backwards in my head.

[Still Me]

6 hours ago, midnight said:

well, there are several things that are a pain in the ass.

God...I hate it when my hair ends up in my mouth...I can only imagine face pewbs

*gag*

 

 

 

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*gag*

[midnight]

1 minute ago, Still Me said:

God...I hate it when my hair ends up in my mouth...I can only imagine face pewbs

*gag*

 

 

 

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*gag*

Hahaha! But true. That was a problem early on, but now my beard doesn’t get in my mouth while eating. 

It is also very hot in the summer. I do miss the breeze hitting my bare face, but the beard comes in handy in the winter. 

[TrigunBebop]

1 hour ago, midnight said:

ocd is a bitch. i have it too. its fucking counting with me and spelling everything backwards in my head.

For me it's things getting on my hands and paranoia about electronics not working properly.

And some counting and repetition.

Edited September 9, 2018 by TrigunBebop

[KimopoBotar]

50 minutes ago, midnight said:

Hahaha! But true. That was a problem early on, but now my beard doesn’t get in my mouth while eating. 

It is also very hot in the summer. I do miss the breeze hitting my bare face, but the beard comes in handy in the winter. 

Last time i shaved was during the summer, and my face felt more hot. There was nothing protecting it. I feel like my beard helps. Especially when i sweat, because it acts like a radiator pulling heat away from my face as it evaporates. This is all experience from working in triple digit heat doing heavy manual labor. 

Mind you that was years ago. I haven't shaved more than a line up in a long time. Also it might be dependant on the type of hair your beard grows. 

[midnight]

4 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

Last time i shaved was during the summer, and my face felt more hot. There was nothing protecting it. I feel like my beard helps. Especially when i sweat, because it acts like a radiator pulling heat away from my face as it evaporates. This is all experience from working in triple digit heat doing heavy manual labor. 

Mind you that was years ago. I haven't shaved more than a line up in a long time. Also it might be dependant on the type of hair your beard grows. 

If it’s really windy outside, I have to tie my beard up, or else it blows in my eyes. It’s really like having a second head of hair. I wash it with shampoo, brush it out, dry it. I just got a foot cut off it a couple of months ago, but it’s still long. I need to get the sides trimmed again now.

[tsar4]

8 hours ago, schmahxgn said:

When you go to the bathroom to take a dump, and you flush with the lid open, dookie particles fly everywhere and could take rest in your beard.

And your toothbrush...and all over the house...

[tsar4]

13 hours ago, Still Me said:

God...I hate it when my hair ends up in my mouth...I can only imagine face pewbs

*gag*

 

 

 

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*gag*

What's the last thing a pubic hair hears before it hits the ground?

sfx: spitting noise

Edited September 9, 2018 by tsar4