nameraka Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 please tell me about it. i fucking need this right now.
Bouvre Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 Once my roommate asked if he could pass through the room into the bathroom and I said yes, completely forgetting he probably doesn't want to see me fucking my spouse. 1 2
neverkeepchangin11 Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 the other day I was reading a list of the most common passwords and one was letmein and I asked my boss what let mein was thinking it was some sort of noodle dish. she is now concerned 2 2
Vamped Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 Anytime theres someone I might like .... my mouth just goes full retard
Poof Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 All the time I met a celeb in nyc to get dinner and was a bit starstruck so i misjudged the size of a revolving door and went into the section w/him and we had to babystep thru it all retarded like. This was literally 5 minutes after meeting for the first time. His first impression of me in person. Despite going thru hundreds of revolving doors and living in urban areas all my life including manhattan, he has treated me like a total rube ever since.
molarbear Posted September 8, 2018 Posted September 8, 2018 Today my shirt was on inside out most of the day and no one said anything about it I only discovered it during lunch when I attempted to open one of those stupid ketchup tear packets and it shot a stream of ketchup on me The cool part was after cleaning it up I got to wear my shirt the right way and no one could see the stain 1
KimopoBotar Posted September 8, 2018 Posted September 8, 2018 One time someone said happy birthday to be and i said "you too" back. In highschool a girl invited me to watch a football game with her. She got dressed up and looked nice and put perfume on. I didn't make a single move. It was obvious and i was still too shy. She even said she was cold in a way that was clear invitation to put my arm around her shoulder and i still froze up. I was dumb. 1 1
schmahxgn Posted September 8, 2018 Posted September 8, 2018 (edited) I once walked up to a counter at McDonald's, and asked them what kind of cheese they use. To which the cashier replied, "We use American cheese." and retorted with, "So, y'all don't use any other cheeses?" She said, "No." and I, without hesitating said "Not even... EXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME CHEDDAR!??!?!?! WOOO~!!!!!" Before running away laughing like a mentally handicapped goober. Edited September 8, 2018 by schmahxgn
NaBarney Posted September 8, 2018 Posted September 8, 2018 I killed this person I used to work with. Straight up murdered in his own trailer. Total faux pas!
KimopoBotar Posted September 8, 2018 Posted September 8, 2018 38 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I killed this person I used to work with. Straight up murdered in his own trailer. Total faux pas! Classic nabs.
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