GunStarHero Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 He's not gay. Don't ask to suck his dick, cause he's H E T E R O S E X U A L Not gay! Not even once! Let's not forget his other, mesmerizing tracks, such as "Dyke Bitch," "NO GAY MARRIAGE," and the classic "Christian and a Homo." Don't miss the most non-gay, non-ball gargling, least anal fisting album of all time: Straight Pride HE'S NOT GAY! ALL THESE SCENARIOS ABSOLUTELY HAPPENED AND HE IS NOT GAY, GUYS. STOP WALTZING UP TO HIM LIKE MAGICAL WOODLAND FAIRIES AND ASKING TO SUCK HIS WIENER CAUSE HE AIN'T GAY. 1 2
jackiemarie90 Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Why is he thinking about other guys sucking his dick all them time? 1 2
1pooh4u Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Why is he thinking about other guys sucking his dick all them time? He’s not gay. He just likes to think about getting his dick sucked a lot. By a man. Nothin gay about that. 1 1
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: He’s not gay. He just likes to think about getting his dick sucked a lot. By a man. Nothin gay about that. Pooh, we could have been legendary. 1
1pooh4u Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Pooh, we could have been legendary. Legendary what? Besides I’m too old for you and too broke to be a sugar mama 😆 1
Satou Kazuma Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 12 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: He’s not gay. He just likes to think about getting his dick sucked a lot. By a man. Nothin gay about that. Relevant. https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210 4
scoobdog Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: He’s not gay. He just likes to think about getting his dick sucked a lot. By a man. Nothin gay about that. Hey. Only a he-man solid stud under stands what us bucks-in-the-ruts need. 1
1pooh4u Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Hey. Only a he-man solid stud under stands what us bucks-in-the-ruts need. Channeling your inner westpark 🤣 1
GunStarHero Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: He’s not gay. He just likes to think about getting his dick sucked a lot. By a man. Nothin gay about that. 1 2
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 6 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Just makes the whole situation awkward.
Vamped Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Hachiman said: Relevant. https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210 Please, you homosexuals, suck my cock
cyberbully Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) LOL, this is way worse than the one you PM'd me. Edited July 7, 2018 by cyberbully
cyberbully Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 Oh shit, you PM'd me this one too....I just saw it.
Juice McKenzie Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 He's not gay, he's just heterosexually impaired.
GunStarHero Posted July 7, 2018 Author Posted July 7, 2018 10 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Just makes the whole situation awkward. Right? Hate it when that happens.
GunStarHero Posted July 7, 2018 Author Posted July 7, 2018 7 hours ago, cyberbully said: Oh shit, you PM'd me this one too....I just saw it. The other one is...odd but this one is just...LOOK MAN HE'S NOT GAY. 2
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