GunStarHero Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 He's not gay. Don't ask to suck his dick, cause he's H E T E R O S E X U A L Not gay! Not even once! Let's not forget his other, mesmerizing tracks, such as "Dyke Bitch," "NO GAY MARRIAGE," and the classic "Christian and a Homo." Don't miss the most non-gay, non-ball gargling, least anal fisting album of all time: Straight Pride HE'S NOT GAY! ALL THESE SCENARIOS ABSOLUTELY HAPPENED AND HE IS NOT GAY, GUYS. STOP WALTZING UP TO HIM LIKE MAGICAL WOODLAND FAIRIES AND ASKING TO SUCK HIS WIENER CAUSE HE AIN'T GAY. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Hmmmm. You sure? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Why is he thinking about other guys sucking his dick all them time? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Why is he thinking about other guys sucking his dick all them time? He’s not gay. He just likes to think about getting his dick sucked a lot. By a man. Nothin gay about that. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: He’s not gay. He just likes to think about getting his dick sucked a lot. By a man. Nothin gay about that. Pooh, we could have been legendary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Pooh, we could have been legendary. Legendary what? Besides I’m too old for you and too broke to be a sugar mama 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 12 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: He’s not gay. He just likes to think about getting his dick sucked a lot. By a man. Nothin gay about that. Relevant. https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: He’s not gay. He just likes to think about getting his dick sucked a lot. By a man. Nothin gay about that. Hey. Only a he-man solid stud under stands what us bucks-in-the-ruts need. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Hey. Only a he-man solid stud under stands what us bucks-in-the-ruts need. Channeling your inner westpark 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: He’s not gay. He just likes to think about getting his dick sucked a lot. By a man. Nothin gay about that. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Lil Phag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 6 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Just makes the whole situation awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Hachiman said: Relevant. https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210 Please, you homosexuals, suck my cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) LOL, this is way worse than the one you PM'd me. Edited July 7, 2018 by cyberbully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Oh shit, you PM'd me this one too....I just saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 He's not gay, he's just heterosexually impaired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 7, 2018 Author Share Posted July 7, 2018 10 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Just makes the whole situation awkward. Right? Hate it when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 7, 2018 Author Share Posted July 7, 2018 7 hours ago, cyberbully said: Oh shit, you PM'd me this one too....I just saw it. The other one is...odd but this one is just...LOOK MAN HE'S NOT GAY. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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