That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 Ok...so I was booked to do comedy at a Serbian club tonight. There were 100 old ass Serbian club members there. Nobody fucking told me all Serbians are catholic.. So I told a very offensive catholic priest joke and let's just say I'm very lucky to be alive.. fuck me I'm stupid
Vercaties Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 Thought this was going to have to do with the Serbian film. Such a let down. 2
André Toulon Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Ok...so I was booked to do comedy at a Serbian club tonight. There were 100 old ass Serbian club members there. Nobody fucking told me all Serbians are catholic.. So I told a very offensive catholic priest joke and let's just say I'm very lucky to be alive.. fuck me I'm stupid They have Jews and Muslims too....You just picked the wrong crowd
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Buddyfaux360 said: They have Jews and Muslims too....You just picked the wrong crowd youre right bro....
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, CAC said: Try a better joke. Thing is I had them going until that joke lol
CAC Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Thing is I had them going until that joke lol When you gonna get that Netflix special?
André Toulon Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 22 minutes ago, CAC said: When you gonna get that Netflix special? He's playing Serb clubs so I'd think he already had it and this is the next embarrassing step. I kid, I actually like TOG.
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Ok...so I was booked to do comedy at a Serbian club tonight. There were 100 old ass Serbian club members there. Nobody fucking told me all Serbians are catholic.. So I told a very offensive catholic priest joke and let's just say I'm very lucky to be alive.. fuck me I'm stupid Bend over.. oh my wait.. not that kind of fuck me Edited June 24, 2018 by sahockeygrl15
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 47 minutes ago, CAC said: When you gonna get that Netflix special? Probably never
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 24 minutes ago, Buddyfaux360 said: He's playing Serb clubs so I'd think he already had it and this is the next embarrassing step. I kid, I actually like TOG. Ty bruh
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 24 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: what was the joke. i am also a catholic. Basically I said We tell our kids ghosts aren't real. You ever wonder if ghosts tell their kids that the ghostbusters aren't real? Like when Casper is getting tucked in at night does he say "Mommy are the Catholic priests going to exercise me?" She'd probably say "No honey they only go after little boys that are still alive." Told that in a room full of old Catholics. 1 3
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, fuggstop said: This is hilarious. Itd make a great new joke! Honestly I thought about that too...lol like i could say it's like telling a holocaust joke at a synagogue. Or telling an incest joke at the white house 1 1
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Bend over.. oh my wait.. not that find of fuck me I don't bend over for anything shorter than a yard. And you better smack me around first.
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: I don't bend over for anything shorter than a yard. And you better smack me around first. Smack around.. check!
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 Just now, sahockeygrl15 said: Smack around.. check! And when I say smack around I mean smack around. No dainty little love taps. You better be knocking my teeth out. I better be concussed. Only brain damage gets me off.
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: And when I say smack around I mean smack around. No dainty little love taps. You better be knocking my teeth out. I better be concussed. Only brain damage gets me off. Baby, you’ll be seeing stars once I’m through with you
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Baby, you’ll be seeing stars once I’m through with you 1 1
CAC Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Probably never That's the attitude to have.
Juice McKenzie Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Basically I said We tell our kids ghosts aren't real. You ever wonder if ghosts tell their kids that the ghostbusters aren't real? Like when Casper is getting tucked in at night does he say "Mommy are the Catholic priests going to exercise me?" She'd probably say "No honey they only go after little boys that are still alive." Told that in a room full of old Catholics. if they're offended, they probably diddled a few kids
Vamped Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Basically I said We tell our kids ghosts aren't real. You ever wonder if ghosts tell their kids that the ghostbusters aren't real? Like when Casper is getting tucked in at night does he say "Mommy are the Catholic priests going to exercise me?" She'd probably say "No honey they only go after little boys that are still alive." Told that in a room full of old Catholics. Thats not too bad actually >.> Not too funny either, but not terribly offensive
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 1 hour ago, CAC said: That's the attitude to have.
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 32 minutes ago, Saiyanman said: if they're offended, they probably diddled a few kids God I really hope not
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 27 minutes ago, Vamped said: Thats not too bad actually >.> Not too funny either, but not terribly offensive Honestly I feel the same way. I'm probably scrapping that one because it's very hit or miss even with non old catholics.
Vercaties Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 11 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: I like ur rank Aww do you mean it 😍
CAC Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 8 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: wuts dat supposed to be?
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 7 hours ago, Vercaties said: Aww do you mean it 😍 ya
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 7 hours ago, nameraka said: do you have any genocide jokes? serbs love those I actually have a Hitler joke 1
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 4 hours ago, CAC said: wuts dat supposed to be? me wen i think about you
CAC Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: me wen i think about you
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 50 minutes ago, CAC said: it less stress
discolé monade Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 19 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Basically I said We tell our kids ghosts aren't real. You ever wonder if ghosts tell their kids that the ghostbusters aren't real? Like when Casper is getting tucked in at night does he say "Mommy are the Catholic priests going to exercise me?" She'd probably say "No honey they only go after little boys that are still alive." Told that in a room full of old Catholics. ok..that shit was funny.
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: ok..that shit was funny. Why weren't you there? 1 1
discolé monade Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Why weren't you there? i promise, if i were in your area, and you announced that this was happening. i would have SO been there. i like comedy clubs. mostly.
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: i promise, if i were in your area, and you announced that this was happening. i would have SO been there. i like comedy clubs. mostly. I do bars and VFWs mostly tho lol 1
discolé monade Posted June 24, 2018 Posted June 24, 2018 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I do bars and VFWs mostly tho lol hmm. interesting i'm thinking of joining the vfw here. have to be on the lookout for scholarships for the kids. and a gig is a gig is a gig my friend.
That_One_Guy Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: hmm. interesting i'm thinking of joining the vfw here. have to be on the lookout for scholarships for the kids. and a gig is a gig is a gig my friend. That's true. I also do open mics all the time and they're usually at bars where you have to make people give a fuck 1
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