death_by_motorboat Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 "please proceed to the bedroom and show me where to plug in this electrical extension cord..."
tsar4 Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) "it's an electric Byington, because Spring Byingtons are obsolete." Edited June 14, 2018 by tsar4 1
death_by_motorboat Posted June 13, 2018 Author Posted June 13, 2018 ".....you see, im the adultery salesman, and this ultra sonic masterbater is going to change your life...."
death_by_motorboat Posted June 13, 2018 Author Posted June 13, 2018 "i also have bondage, whip cream, and roofies. call your husband and tell him not to come home for several hours. this is an emergency," "now,.. condom or no condom, ma'am?"
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 hey, im enacting middle aged wife sex fantasies like a normal guy here.
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: No, just the collapse of Mumbo's relationship. what did you come for some of the accuse me of rape too?
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 i thought it was a funny joke. lol lol rape.
bnmjy Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 No one wants sexual pleasure from toys you put up your ass, mumbo lol 1
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: No one wants sexual pleasure from toys you put up your ass, mumbo lol but you dont get a choice.
bnmjy Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 Just now, mumbo13 said: but you dont get a choice. Just don't forget our safe word or else I'm calling the police.
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Just don't forget our safe word or else I'm calling the police. no one wants your mom but you Edited June 14, 2018 by mumbo13
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Just don't forget our safe word or else I'm calling the police. no one wants your mom but you.
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 i mean in real life. no one wants your mom. shes going to die alone with her congenitally perverted "son"
bnmjy Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: no one wants your mom but you. You can do better than that.
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: You can do better than that. truth hurts dont it? you might as well give'r the old meat and potatoes... huh? sickly, menstrual clog - single-for-life male parasite staring at you across silent dinner tables until one of you gets to the end of the painful sexless environment incest really is. and eventually fapping to each other will pay off. natural selection.
bnmjy Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: truth hurts dont it? you might as well give'r the old meat and potatoes... huh? sickly, menstrual clog - single-for-life male parasite staring at you across silent dinner tables until one of you gets to the end of the painful sexless environment incest really is. and eventually fapping to each other will pay off. natural selection. Now that's better mumbo. Don't forget the shaft.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 20 minutes ago, bnmjy said: No one wants sexual pleasure from toys you put up your ass, mumbo lol Now that's just not true, ask @MEXobiologist (whenever she might come back here).
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Now that's just not true, ask @MEXobiologist (whenever she might come back here). nothing has ever gone up my ass, is the proper insult you need to visualize here. @bnmjy is a lonely sexless freak that argues and causes problems whenever she can
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 Just now, mumbo13 said: nothing has ever gone up my ass, is the proper insult you need to visualize here. @bnmjy is a lonely sexless freak that argues and causes problems whenever she can Oh, is that what he meant? I thought he meant "you" like people in general. My bad. Carry on then.
bnmjy Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: nothing has ever gone up my ass, is the proper insult you need to visualize here. @bnmjy is a lonely sexless freak that argues and causes problems whenever she can At least you're finally dropping the "friendly" pretenses. Come on. That's not all you got. Edited June 14, 2018 by bnmjy
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 @bnmjy i am hoping you live in england. i always wondered if you lived in england. i just mention because this kind of (bickering) can be fun and i know its laughable if you are that far away. sometimes i hope youre in england. i dont want to continue our arguing. please never insult me about homosexuality again.
bnmjy Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: @bnmjy i am hoping you live in england. i always wondered if you lived in england. i just mention because this kind of (bickering) can be fun and i know its laughable if you are that far away. sometimes i hope youre in england. i dont want to continue our arguing. please never insult me about homosexuality again. This is arguing? Okay. I do enjoy the dry as an old woman's cunt humor of the British, yes.
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, bnmjy said: At least you're finally dropping the "friendly" pretenses. Come on. That's not all you got. if you think that being a psychopath is that unique and intimidating,, if you really get that kind of gratification from annoying someone, im pretty surprised that you are only very limited in intelligence. honestly it surprises me. now in order for your psychotic rendering of our situation to be possible there are two things that have to be variables. you know the real me and stalking me this way thrills you. or you just like harassing me online. either way you need to go fuck yourself.
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, bnmjy said: This is arguing? Okay. I do enjoy the dry as an old woman's cunt humor of the British, yes. ok thats good news. so are you going to try to kill me or something?
bnmjy Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 1 minute ago, mumbo13 said: ok thats good news. so are you going to try to kill me or something? Why would I kill you? I don't hate you or anything. You are just a prime target for trolling, and I unfortunately can easily push your buttons. I only work with what you've publicly told us via threads throughout the years. If that counts as stalking, then everyone here is one. Yes, I'm pathetic and there's something seriously wrong with me, but at the very least I am honest and own up to my shit most of the time. 1
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 ok right, so you know about 3 ways to insult me, so that makes it okay?
death_by_motorboat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) social status is more important that an insult. insults damage social status, therefore insults are bad. now if they were life decisions or serious crimes, dude, but they were just average ol' plain ol' jane ol' lifes mistakes... Edited June 14, 2018 by mumbo13
bnmjy Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 1 minute ago, mumbo13 said: ok right, so you know about 3 ways to insult me, so that makes it okay? Not at all. This discussion is going nowhere. Oh well.
scoobdog Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 59 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Not at all. This discussion is going nowhere. Oh well. It was going nowhere about ten posts back.
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 Man, Benji is #1 with a bullet these days. I've always enjoyed his work but mumbo is like the cleveland browns.....You just look so much better playing ball with him.
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