death_by_motorboat Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 that chris tucker and chris rock are the same person. think about it, have you ever seen chris tucker and chris rock in the same place at the same time? if you have let me know, because i want both of his autographs on a rush hour/stand up special if hes selling them. its weird how one person can be two people sometimes. ok. i want to explain how this is funny in case anyone thinks i went overboard with a shitty joke. so i was in high school and rush hour just came out and it was also about the same time the talents of chris rock began make him famous. i saw a few short pieces of Rock's and was instantly a fan, meanwhile becoming a fan of the new exciting jackie chan martial arts movie, when it first came out. i watched it a few times and forgot what rock looked like, meanwhile forgetting chris tuckers name, so now i think chris rock is the guy in rush hour and the comedian too in my mind. so now chris rock and chris tucker are one person in my mind, the comedian, actor, entertainer- all one guy, and i forgot they were two different people. then years later looked at a rush hour box for a tape, and it said tucker, and im thinking wait chris TUCKER who the fuck is that? i had to go look up who chris rock was to see how i made this mistake. do you see it in the picture comparison, how you could mistake one for the other? i mean they obviously dont look very similar but 100% honest, i used to think they were the same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Well done. While initially We somewhat felt your joke was not very funny, after that tedious explanation demolished any possibility that humor could be derived We are quite certain that it is not at all. Bravo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I despise them both equally, so, who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Chris Tucker > Chris Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 (edited) They are not the same person. Yes, they have been seen in the same place at the same time. Multiple times. So.....all black people look the same, is what you are saying, you fucking racist prick? Edited June 7, 2018 by lupin_bebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 11 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: They are not the same person. Yes, they have been seen in the same place at the same time. Multiple times. So.....all black people look the same, is what you are saying, you fucking racist prick? All right dude quit being a nerd. You probably correct people on Twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 13 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: All right dude quit being a nerd. You probably correct people on Twitter You DO realize WHO runs this place, right? Dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: You DO realize WHO runs this place, right? Dumbass. Yeah not you. 💪🐃🏍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted June 7, 2018 Author Share Posted June 7, 2018 13 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: They are not the same person. Yes, they have been seen in the same place at the same time. Multiple times. So.....all black people look the same, is what you are saying, you fucking racist prick? hey i didnt say "white guys cant look the same" , i didnt say anything like "black guys all look the same".. if that answers your question. no its a joke that i forgot who chris rock was for like ten years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted June 7, 2018 Author Share Posted June 7, 2018 actually said they dont look that similar but they are easy to mistake, thats different thats like saying john goodman looks like john candy... i really dont know where you are pulling the offended reaction from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Lol. Mumbo keeps digging his own grave so his Ex doesn't have to do it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Yeah I've noticed that for a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 I feel the same with Jake Gyllenhaal and Toby Maguire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Awww, to be racist and not have a youth filled with great movies like New Jack City. Such a sad racist life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 I confuse Childish Gambino and Donald Glover all the time. Never seen them at the same place at the same time either. 💩 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I confuse Childish Gambino and Donald Glover all the time. Never seen them at the same place at the same time either. 💩 I confuse Troy Barnes and Childish Gambino all the time. Never seen them at the same place at the same time either. Edited June 7, 2018 by scoobdog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 9 hours ago, mumbo13 said: no its a joke Yeah.....you didn't get it, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted June 8, 2018 Author Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: 9 hours ago, mumbo13 said: no its a joke that doesnt put words in my mouth either, lupin.... im not racist pull this shit on somebody else. are you saying you if i dont agree that its insensitive to compare rock and tucker im racist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 hour ago, mumbo13 said: that doesnt put words in my mouth either, lupin.... im not racist pull this shit on somebody else. are you saying you if i dont agree that its insensitive to compare rock and tucker im racist? SIGH. No. You did that yourself. Also, no. I'm saying you can't take a joke. I'm not intentionally that racist unless I'm joking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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