SlappyKincaid Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Cleaning was something that was never truly incorporated into my behavior for some reason. Especially for dishes. Why am I so fucking lazy and shitty about it? I even have a fucking dishwasher, I don't even need to do them all by hand anymore... And now I'm here shitposting on my day off after not cleaning the fucking place yesterday like I planned to... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Pay yourself with beers to get things done? Idk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 I refuse to have a gross kitchen....I just can't. I put stuff from there in my mouth. My bathroom is thunderdome though....Not my fault, but there is so much female shit in there that I can barely find my toothbrush....I ransack that shit out of spite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 37 minutes ago, CAC said: Pay yourself with beers to get things done? Idk. I try that, problem is then I get drunk and say "fuck it" and do something fun. Meanwhile, the sink is turning into ground zero of "The Last of Us" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 12 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: I refuse to have a gross kitchen....I just can't. I put stuff from there in my mouth. I wish I could instill that behavior, but I'm so fucking lazy about cleaning, if I just got better habits, it wouldn't get the point where it looks like a college dorm or a post apocalpyse. And I try for like 3 days and slot back into "fuck it, chuck it in the sink" because I wasn't beaten enough as a child or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, SlappyKincaid said: I try that, problem is then I get drunk and say "fuck it" and do something fun. Meanwhile, the sink is turning into ground zero of "The Last of Us" Well you must get drunk easily.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 if it makes you feel better i still don't have a kitchen sink or dishwasher but when i did, i was at least good about loading plates and stuff directly into the dishwasher. the pots and pans and stuff that had to be washed by hand, however... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, CAC said: Well you must get drunk easily.... The problem lies when I decide to drink before actually starting to clean. Once I have a buzz, if I'm not already in the process of cleaning, a lot of the time that's when it turns into "crack more open and back to the computer, fuck those nerd plates" ...Actually, that may have helped me figure out one thing I'm doing wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Adminderaptorpat said: if it makes you feel better i still don't have a kitchen sink or dishwasher but when i did, i was at least good about loading plates and stuff directly into the dishwasher. the pots and pans and stuff that had to be washed by hand, however... how do you still not have a sink? lmao See, I want to try and make that my habit, because I don't often use more than like 2 pots or pans at a time, but I go through dishes and utensils pretty quick. I'm lazy about loading the fucking thing and I'm lazy about unloading it, and everything snowballs until I stress the fuck out about it. Should just burn the place down and start over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 the loading part is super easy, instead of plopping the plates in or next to the sink, just plop them straight into the dishwasher and let them build up in there instead. if you're anywhere near anal or OCD, it should even be kind of satisfying to see all the plates lined up and stuff. because even though it doesn't take more effort, it feels organized and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 https://youtu.be/tdbORXEmbnk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 I do rack disciprine. I can't even hold all these limes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: the loading part is super easy, instead of plopping the plates in or next to the sink, just plop them straight into the dishwasher and let them build up in there instead. if you're anywhere near anal or OCD, it should even be kind of satisfying to see all the plates lined up and stuff. because even though it doesn't take more effort, it feels organized and shit. I want that to be my life instead of the lazy chaos I've chosen as my path. And I fail. I didn't listen to yoda. There really is no try, it's do or do not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 but that's the thing, loading as you go instead of piling as you go doesn't require any additional time or effort YOU CAN DO IT, I BELIEVE IN YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 I hate doing dishes so Ill use the fuck out of a dishwasher .... but I dont make the bed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 13 minutes ago, Vamped said: but I dont make the bed. It's pointless.....I only do it when my mom is visiting, and only on the day she shows up 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 do you at least put hot soapy water in the sink? i try to keep water in the sink during most of the day, so i can grap the rag and clean as i go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 In my 51 years on this shitty rock, I've learned two things for sure, the hardest goals in life to attain are patience, and discipline. With those two attributes, you can attain anything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: but that's the thing, loading as you go instead of piling as you go doesn't require any additional time or effort YOU CAN DO IT, I BELIEVE IN YOU See, you would think that, and it makes logical sense. 4 hours ago, discolemonade said: do you at least put hot soapy water in the sink? i try to keep water in the sink during most of the day, so i can grap the rag and clean as i go. ...I plead the 5th 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SlappyKincaid Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 2 hours ago, AstroCreep said: In my 51 years on this shitty rock, I've learned two things for sure, the hardest goals in life to attain are patience, and discipline. With those two attributes, you can attain anything. I feel like acknowledging my flaws is a step onto the right path, in admitting them, I can learn to conquer them, but I have other bad habits that I am fully aware of and still they persist. STILL THEY PERSIST, LIKE THE HERPES OF BEHAVIOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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