1938 Packard Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 Had an unconscious man laying on the steps at the casino. Security tried to awaken him. No response. They called an ambulance. Upon arriving at the scene, the ambulance driver said, "Wait... is THIS the patient? No, I'm NOT carrying this slob down the stairs." She and her assistant managed to awaken him and then, stood him on his feet, holding him by the arms as he slowly shuffled to the ambulance. Such professionals.
scoobdog Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 Another five minutes, and you'd be dragging him to the dumpster. 1
Ho Chi Sock Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 25 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Another five minutes, and you'd be dragging him to the dumpster. Might as well, he already rifled through the guy's pockets. 1
André Toulon Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 (edited) I'll take things packard didn't witness and is grossly embellishing for attention for $200, Alex. Edited May 15, 2018 by Derrick Foreal 1 1 2
death_by_motorboat Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 how did they wake him? could you tell how he passed out or what was wrong?
André Toulon Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 37 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: how did they wake him? could you tell how he passed out or what was wrong? No....This is a Packard thread....You don't ask questions, you just keep telling him he's full of shit until he starts saying they found needles and ATM receipts on him 1
death_by_motorboat Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said: No....This is a Packard thread....You don't ask questions, you just keep telling him he's full of shit until he starts saying they found needles and ATM receipts on him on the second read, it sounds like they may have dealt with this drunk/addict several times before
André Toulon Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 Just now, mumbo13 said: on the second read, it sounds like they may have dealt with this drunk/addict several times before You have much to learn 1
1938 Packard Posted May 15, 2018 Author Posted May 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Jaquio said: Might as well, he already rifled through the guy's pockets. I never got within six feet of him. No pocket raids.
1938 Packard Posted May 15, 2018 Author Posted May 15, 2018 1 hour ago, mumbo13 said: how did they wake him? could you tell how he passed out or what was wrong? I don't know how they awakened him or what put him in that condition. I was just walking by when I saw security trying to get a handle on the situation. Stopped to see how it would play out.
naraku360 Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 I read the title as "ambulance dinner" for a second. It was all like, yeah, you'll need an ambulance after one of your dinners.
1938 Packard Posted May 15, 2018 Author Posted May 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I read the title as "ambulance dinner" for a second. It was all like, yeah, you'll need an ambulance after one of your dinners. I need some red wine to soak a steak.
naraku360 Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Derrick Foreal said: No....This is a Packard thread....You don't ask questions, you just keep telling him he's full of shit until he starts saying they found needles and ATM receipts on him Packard's "brain" determined the guy, who definitely existed, had a whole pocket full of needles dipped in heroin and AIDS. 1
nameraka Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 i feel somehow obligated to reply to this, having read it and all...
1938 Packard Posted May 15, 2018 Author Posted May 15, 2018 23 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Packard's "brain" determined the guy, who definitely existed, had a whole pocket full of needles dipped in heroin and AIDS. Plausible enough... But it wasn't mentioned in this instance.
André Toulon Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 (edited) 55 minutes ago, nameraka said: i feel somehow obligated to reply to this, having read it and all... This is a dark road you're peering down. All suggestions would be that you turn around and never revisit this folly. Alas, those that cannot do, teach....I can only behoove you to heed this warning Edited May 15, 2018 by Derrick Foreal 1 2
stilgar Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 29 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Packard's "brain" determined the guy, who definitely existed, had a whole pocket full of needles dipped in heroin and AIDS. 1
naraku360 Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 3 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Plausible enough... Lol
1938 Packard Posted May 15, 2018 Author Posted May 15, 2018 1 hour ago, naraku360 said: Lol Unfortunately, that's what cops and EMT's have to be wary of.
scoobdog Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 6 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: I never got within six feet of him. No pocket raids. No, you just pilfered his shit after they carted the poor guy off.
scoobdog Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 5 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: I don't know how they awakened him or what put him in that condition. I was just walking by when I saw security trying to get a handle on the situation. Stopped to see how it would play out. And to see what you could steal when everyone was looking away.
scoobdog Posted May 15, 2018 Posted May 15, 2018 5 hours ago, naraku360 said: I read the title as "ambulance dinner" for a second. Well sure. After the victim is carted off, Kenny has dinner on the poor man's credit card. Ambulance Dinner.
1938 Packard Posted May 16, 2018 Author Posted May 16, 2018 21 hours ago, scoobdog said: No, you just pilfered his shit after they carted the poor guy off. Why do you keep accusing me of theft?
naraku360 Posted May 16, 2018 Posted May 16, 2018 3 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Why do you keep accusing me of theft? Why do you keep stealing? 1
1938 Packard Posted May 17, 2018 Author Posted May 17, 2018 2 hours ago, naraku360 said: Why do you keep stealing? I'm not.
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