My job might drive me to drink

[Bouvre]

But at least I have a designated driver.

[Poof]

Ikr me too

[NaBarney]

I'm my own designated drunk driver

But never pills. Never, never pills. That's what's important 

[Vamped]

Me too but i usually drink at home

[Bouvre]

37 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Me too but i usually drink at home

Cheap but effective and just as worrisome.

[Bouvre]

39 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

I'm my own designated drunk driver

But never pills. Never, never pills. That's what's important 

I'm still trying to parse the first half

[Drunkenwarrior]

My drive might drink me to....wait

 

fuck Im drunk

[Bouvre]

15 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said:

My drive might drink me to....wait

 

fuck Im drunk

Ayyyyyyyyy

[NaBarney]

2 hours ago, Bouvre said:

I'm still trying to parse the first half

Don't allow some other drunk driver to drive you anywhere, only trust your own drunken instincts 

[PhilosipherStoned]

I think the worst part of my job is having to be there at 5am..

and there's a lot of crazier shit I could complain about.

Edited April 30, 2018 by PhilosipherStoned

[molarbear]

8 hours ago, Vamped said:

Me too but i usually drink at home

I too do this

I find it's way cheaper and convenient than having to fight through a hoard of people to get to the bar and overpay for a drink

plus when I drink I get pretty bad ADD so instead of being stuck at a bar I can have like 5 tabs open on my computer or jump over to my xbox one on a whim

[Codename: Jackass]

My job might drive me to drink

 

that's it.

Actually, I'll commit. It drives me to drink.

[Codename: Jackass]

8 hours ago, Nabloom said:

Don't allow some other drunk driver to drive you anywhere, only trust your own drunken instincts 

The stripes on the road are really only a guide, anyway.

[Bouvre]

9 hours ago, empty said:

The stripes on the road are really only a guide, anyway.

The bumps are to massage my poor back from all the work I've done

[CAC]

Mine might drink me to drive.