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Posted
1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Listen to me son. I walk around with a biscuit all fucking day. 

I bet that biscuit is limp.

... I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. :|

Posted
4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

ALL I GOT IS BALLOONS, MAN

Look.... Look..... Look.... I'm going to sleep... I'll be back in like 5 hours..... If I come back...... And there isn't $1000 cash on my goddamn dresser..... There's. Going. To. Be. A. Fucking. Issue. And I ain't talkin bout a magazine subscription. I'm gonna pull up like a pair of huggies and put hands on you no rockem sockem robot........ So unless this is an issue you want to occur....... Uh.... Yeah... Money... Give it

Posted
14 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said:

you need new metaphors  

 

Bro when I pull up like a pair of huggies you better not shake up like a cold beverage or fold like laundry. 

Posted
2 hours ago, Derrick Foreal said:

I'ma open your chest up like Vick's vapor rub with this loud talk.

You won't do shit when I come in sweaty as fuck, pants sagging smelling like skunk

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