Jump to content
UnevenEdge
This Folder has been Archived!

what am i supposed to do?

Poof

By Poof
in Free-For-All

 Share

Recommended Posts

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
Posted

guy sent me 200 euros. before telling me what he wanted on cam. ok no big deal thats normal. ok we're connected. he says he wants me to show him how to worship satan. well um ok i get why. bc i tweet out hail satan every once in awhile as a joke. he keeps referring to a magic potion that he's drinking to help him worship satan with me. some kind of drug. then hes just like worship satan show me how i dont know how. ok maybe if he caught me 12 years ago i could do some wiccan shit for him w/incense and candles. but i got nothing. I dont have any crosses or pentagrams anymore. All I got is me and slutty clothes. Hardly anything even remotely goth anymore. and thats what he wants. like i have puppy blankets on my bed now for petes sake. and worshipping satan... do it however you want its fucking satan. all you have to do is sin. just watch me do my thing thats excellent for satan. so i just did my usual routine and recited some satanic prayers at the end. i tell ya the things i do for pizza money

  • Haha 2
Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

200 euros will buy you lots of pizza. i keep saying i got into the wrong business xD

but thats pretty creative. did you say it in tongues to sound more evil lol.

 

i just read it like i was dead serious about it. i should've. i should've seizured out like the exorcist. that probably what he thought he was gonna see anyway

youd think its easy money. theres really no escaping work. i just do it in different ways. need to keep myself in shape to be able to do this. like the whole fuck food thread was just about my starving myself to stay skinny. i dont really hate food

Edited by Poof
  • Like 1
Distortedreasoning Super Hero

Distortedreasoning

Posted
Posted
8 minutes ago, Poof said:

i just read it like i was dead serious about it. i should've. i should've seizured out like the exorcist. that probably what he thought he was gonna see anyway

youd think its easy money. theres really no escaping work. i just do it in different ways. need to keep myself in shape to be able to do this. like the whole fuck food thread was just about my starving myself to stay skinny. i dont really hate food

nah, that would have been over dramatic lol. i think you did it good. but if he paid more then maybe go for the extra flair. 

 

im just picturing myself having sex with other porn stars thinking how easy it would be. but youre right there would probably be other kinds of stresses that im not aware of and that would probably suck to deal with. like with trying to keep in shape. lots of pressure to maintain a good figure that could lead to doing things you dont want to do. 

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
3 minutes ago, MegaNaraku said:

So ya gunna eat dat pizza or what!? 

im trying to resist ordering it while at the same time trying to remember my pizza login & password so i can order it

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
27 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

nah, that would have been over dramatic lol. i think you did it good. but if he paid more then maybe go for the extra flair. 

 

im just picturing myself having sex with other porn stars thinking how easy it would be. but youre right there would probably be other kinds of stresses that im not aware of and that would probably suck to deal with. like with trying to keep in shape. lots of pressure to maintain a good figure that could lead to doing things you dont want to do. 

It's like being an athlete kinda. There's lots of pros and cons and I could go on about it. I'd like to write it all out and maybe make an essay or if I ever do youtube again do a video on it or something.

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted (edited)
26 minutes ago, MegaNaraku said:

What kind do you like

brooklyn style lots of cheese lots of pepperoni

I got wings and a pie

Edited by Poof
Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
4 minutes ago, MegaNaraku said:

Pizza and movie. Never a bad combo

unless the movie outrageously sucks

i'm thinking maybe something satanic

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
7 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said:

tumblr_m9mjc1S2S11rfoawgo1_500.gif

i need to at least get a cross and a bible in case this guy comes back

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
2 minutes ago, MegaNaraku said:

Yeah disaster movie I didn’t like

and demon possession movies can be pretty neat

actually i think im gonna watch better call saul haha

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said:

You could have also wrote 666 on your forehead in red lipstick and started talking in faux-Latin.

damn

i wish i was creative

AstroCreep Gentry

AstroCreep

Posted
Posted

Ok, Poof, why do you have guys sending you money to do stuff on a webcam in the first place?  This seems like odd behavior to me.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging, it just seems weird.

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
2 minutes ago, AstroCreep said:

Ok, Poof, why do you have guys sending you money to do stuff on a webcam in the first place?  This seems like odd behavior to me.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging, it just seems weird.

i've been doing it for 8 years and i never made it a secret. where have you been astro?

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Should've sang the Mr. Pickles theme song, complete with growly vocals and mouth-guitars.

If you have any Halloween witch costumes on hand, you could've worn it and said you were a bride of Satan.

what are the lyrics???

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
3 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said:

I always have recommendations if you are ever in need my dear Poof 

i just watched a very satisfying horror film called The Void on netflix. damn good

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

My best guess is:

MR PICKLES

GOOD BOY

MR PICKLES BEST FRIEND

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

MR PICKLES

Good boy

sounds about right actually

  • Like 1
Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
1 minute ago, SheemaGorath said:

I'm from the old ASMB. I dunno if that helps.

do you remember me? what was your username?

AstroCreep Gentry

AstroCreep

Posted
Posted
8 minutes ago, Poof said:

i've been doing it for 8 years and i never made it a secret. where have you been astro?

I haven't been around in years, I must  have thought you were joking.

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
1 minute ago, AstroCreep said:

I haven't been around in years, I must  have thought you were joking.

afraid not. i'm in porn too

SheemaGorath Villager

SheemaGorath

Posted
Posted
1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Oh hey, I remember that name. I don't really remember anything else about you, though. lol

Don't worry. I don't remember a lot either.

Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

Posted
  • Author
Posted
1 minute ago, SheemaGorath said:

I don't. I'm the artist formerly known as Alastourblaque, as you can see from my signature picture.

hmm your sig looks empty at the moment. Welcome back !

 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...