jackiemarie90 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I know that situation all too well. >.< Try not to be overwhelmed. <3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Yearly-ish inspections are a common occurrence for most apartments in the city I live in. I only mentioned Ohio because the state is about as far as I'll go when posting about where I live online. >.> I guess yearly makes slightly more sense than monthly, which was the first thing that came to my mind when you mentioned "inspections" just because of my experience at my last job. Hm. Wonder which city it is...<_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Try not to be overwhelmed. <3 I'll be fine. <3 I just don't like causing potentially awkward situations, and my bedroom being full of balloons is probably gonna cause one here. >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: I'll be fine. <3 I just don't like causing potentially awkward situations, and my bedroom being full of balloons is probably gonna cause one here. >.< Everyone has a hobby, yours just involves latex. Hopefully the inspector understands that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: I guess yearly makes slightly more sense than monthly, which was the first thing that came to my mind when you mentioned "inspections" just because of my experience at my last job. Hm. Wonder which city it is...<_< I wouldn't live anywhere that had monthly inspections. I'd go nuts. I hate people snooping through my stuff. Kidney probably knows. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Just litter the entrance way with mouse traps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 4 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Everyone has a hobby, yours just involves latex. Hopefully the inspector understands that. Yeah it'll probably be fine. Maybe a little awkward, but fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 4 hours ago, scope said: Just litter the entrance way with mouse traps. I would, but all I got is balloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: I would, but all I got is balloons. Set out a bunch of the balloons, and when the inspector asks you about them, tell him they are mouse traps.  He won't question you, he'll just go "what the fuck" and move on with his business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Set out a bunch of the balloons, and when the inspector asks you about them, tell him they are mouse traps.  He won't question you, he'll just go "what the fuck" and move on with his business. Or I could leave out a bunch of balloons and just tell him it's my birthday. Works every time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Or I could leave out a bunch of balloons and just tell him it's my birthday. Works every time. Now that's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Now that's a good one. It can only be used once a year, though. Otherwise, they'll eventually catch on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: It can only be used once a year, though. Otherwise, they'll eventually catch on. How often is he going to come by though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: How often is he going to come by though? I dunno. It's kinda random when they show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 On ‎3‎/‎28‎/‎2018 at 5:03 AM, bnmjy said: The only apartments I've heard of that have rigorous inspections like this are subsidized ones run by the state. Meh, my apartment usually has inspections twice a year. Once in the spring to make sure there hasn't been any damage to the walls and windows from winter cold and settling. Once in the fall to make sure the windows especially can be closed properly to keep from causing blown pipes in the winter. They will usually give a week's notice [state law states they have to give at least a full 24 hours notice but a full week ensures no one can miss the signs] so people have time to write up any apartment repair issues they have for the inspectors to take. Between all the weird collectible nerd crap, an attack cat, and a human skull sitting on the DVD shelving, they kinda leave me alone for the most part. I think the last time they came through, there were latex prosthetics and reptile face molds all over the kitchen counters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) 41 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Meh, my apartment usually has inspections twice a year. Once in the spring to make sure there hasn't been any damage to the walls and windows from winter cold and settling. Once in the fall to make sure the windows especially can be closed properly to keep from causing blown pipes in the winter. They will usually give a week's notice [state law states they have to give at least a full 24 hours notice but a full week ensures no one can miss the signs] so people have time to write up any apartment repair issues they have for the inspectors to take. Between all the weird collectible nerd crap, an attack cat, and a human skull sitting on the DVD shelving, they kinda leave me alone for the most part. I think the last time they came through, there were latex prosthetics and reptile face molds all over the kitchen counters. They didn't even check any of the rooms. All they did was check the smoke detectors. I wish the notice hadn't lied. It said it was gonna be a full inspection. I moved a bunch of crap around and corralled all my balloons in the corner for nothing. >.< Next time they do an inspection, you should totally leave out the prosthetics and reptile faces, then add a whip or a flogger and a ballgag nearby. Make it super weird. Edited March 29, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 28 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: They didn't even check any of the rooms. All they did was check the smoke detectors. I wish the notice hadn't lied. It said it was gonna be a full inspection. I moved a bunch of crap around and corralled all my balloons in the corner for nothing. >.< Next time they do an inspection, you should totally leave out the prosthetics and reptile faces, then add a whip or a flogger and a ballgag nearby. Make it super weird. I think they always say 'full inspection' to ensure that even the worst housekeeper at least picks their underwear off the floor.  And you act like I don't have most of those things just hanging around. There's a leather flog in the cat toy basket [all those leather bits make perfect teething toys for little kittens, the more you know ] and I have one of my cat suits hanging up on the bedroom door for lack of a better place to hang it and there's the bullwhip on one of the bedroom shelves right by the GameCube. The row of Tentacle Kitties perched on the head board is just icing on the cake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 30, 2018 Author Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 hours ago, katt_goddess said: I think they always say 'full inspection' to ensure that even the worst housekeeper at least picks their underwear off the floor.  And you act like I don't have most of those things just hanging around. There's a leather flog in the cat toy basket [all those leather bits make perfect teething toys for little kittens, the more you know ] and I have one of my cat suits hanging up on the bedroom door for lack of a better place to hang it and there's the bullwhip on one of the bedroom shelves right by the GameCube. The row of Tentacle Kitties perched on the head board is just icing on the cake. Sounds like you have mastered the art of unique room decor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) My yearly inspection was done a week ago. My landlord gave me a thumbs up. My neighbors got the boot. In another thread, I mentioned my apartment had a mouse. It wasn't because of me, but apparently because my neighbors refused to clean up after themselves. Every time I walked by their fucking door, I smelled garbage. Not any more, though. Edited March 31, 2018 by Gyaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 On Tuesday, March 27, 2018 at 2:19 PM, TrigunBebop said: Think I'll get in trouble for having a bedroom full of balloons? Because I refuse to get rid of them. I've had three of them since I moved in back in 1991.  I'm about due for another.  They're always assholes about the paint.  That's why I paid at my own expense to have the paint redone last summer.    At least he can't have me do it on HIS schedule this time.  It's already done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 21 hours ago, Gyaos said: My yearly inspection was done a year ago. My landlord gave me a thumbs up. My neighbors got the boot. In another thread, I mentioned my apartment had a mouse. It wasn't because of me, but apparently because my neighbors refused to clean up after themselves. Every time I walked by their fucking door, I smelled garbage. Not any more, though. Oh god I used to live next to people who never cleaned. They made the lobby area of the apartment building smell like rancid trash, and they gave everyone nearby bug problems (The bugs would literally crawl out from under their door and invade other peoples' apartments). Everyone was relieved when they were finally booted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: I've had three of them since I moved in back in 1991. Â I'm about due for another. Â They're always assholes about the paint. Â That's why I paid at my own expense to have the paint redone last summer. Â Â Â At least he can't have me do it on HIS schedule this time. Â It's already done. I'd be leary of doing stuff like that. Most landlords take issue with renters doing things like that. Edited March 31, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Own it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lasty said: Own it. That was more or less my plan. But they didn't even inspect anything. They just checked smoke detectors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 42 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: That was more or less my plan. But they didn't even inspect anything. They just checked smoke detectors. Lame. I wanted some other timeline... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 9 hours ago, Lasty said: Lame. I wanted some other timeline... I want the timeline where I have a huge ass room dedicated solely to balloon stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 5 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: I want the timeline where I have a huge ass room dedicated solely to balloon stuff. Yew can do eet >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 1, 2018 Author Share Posted April 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Lasty said: Yew can do eet >_> I kinda already have. >.> Except the room involved isn't large. <.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 17 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: I kinda already have. >.> Except the room involved isn't large. <.< It's a start. ^___^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 2, 2018 Author Share Posted April 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Lasty said: It's a start. ^___^ It's more than just a start. >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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