Zenigundam Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 "CVS closed an hour ago. You can pick them up tomorrow. Just take off your coat and have a seat on the couch here." 💪🐺⛹️♂️ #ZeniChampHusbandStatus
crackymckrackin Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:00 PM, Zenigundam said: "CVS closed an hour ago. You can pick them up tomorrow. Just take off your coat and have a seat on the couch here." 💪🐺⛹️♂️ #ZeniChampHusbandStatus Expand You should stop talking to your mom like that before she curb stomps you. 7
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:02 PM, crackymckrackin said: You should stop talking to your mom like that before she curb stomps you. Expand I never thought about Zeni having a mom.....boy what was that childhood like
Zenigundam Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:04 PM, Drunkenwarrior said: I never thought about Zeni having a mom.....boy what was that childhood like Expand This is about my hot blonde girlfriend trying to dip on a Saturday night. No clue what my mom has to do with it lol. I put my girlfriends in check with love and logic! That's the alpha male way. 🐃
crackymckrackin Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:04 PM, Drunkenwarrior said: I never thought about Zeni having a mom.....boy what was that childhood like Expand I would assume he was beat down pretty regular.
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:05 PM, Zenigundam said: This is about my hot blonde girlfriend trying to dip on a Saturday night. No clue what my mom has to do with it lol. I put my girlfriends in check with love and logic! That's the alpha male way. 🐃 Expand Disregarding the fact that only beta bitches fall in love easily You never talk about your mom, what's she like?
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:06 PM, crackymckrackin said: I would assume he was beat down pretty regular. Expand Not enough apparently
Zenigundam Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:07 PM, Drunkenwarrior said: Not enough apparently Expand I'll never catch a beatdown, bro. I'm a god damn warrior, and I beat up bouncers who try to cock block me. 🐷
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:09 PM, Zenigundam said: I'll never catch a beatdown, bro. I'm a god damn warrior, and I beat up bouncers who try to cock block me. 🐷 Expand A warrior princess...
Hornshire Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 Poor kitten. Not even your pretend girlfriends want to spend time around you. 4
Still Me Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:11 PM, Zenigundam said: I'm never gonna die... 🏍 Expand In life there are only 2 certainties.... 1) you’re going to die 2) how much of a loser you are
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:04 PM, Drunkenwarrior said: I never thought about Zeni having a mom.....boy what was that childhood like Expand Zeni didn't have a mom... remember he was cloned from Chuck Norris??
Ginguy Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:00 PM, Zenigundam said: " have a seat on the couch here." #ZeniChampHusbandStatus Expand You're the one taking a seat Zeni.... 1
Sandstone Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 Why do I have the feeling you are going to be the next Ed Gein.
Houdini Splicer Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:05 PM, Zenigundam said: This is about my hot blonde girlfriend trying to dip on a Saturday night. No clue what my mom has to do with it lol. I put my girlfriends in check with love and logic! That's the alpha male way. 🐃 Expand You make your mom put on a blonde wig? You're one twisted sumbitch, boy.
SweetPreserves Posted March 26, 2018 Posted March 26, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 5:02 PM, crackymckrackin said: You should stop talking to your mom like that before she curb stomps you. Expand Shit, it’s over. We can all go home. Crackers won the Internet today.
TrigunBebop Posted March 26, 2018 Posted March 26, 2018 On 3/26/2018 at 7:22 AM, SweetPreserves said: Shit, it’s over. We can all go home. Crackers won the Internet today. Expand He tends to do that a lot.
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