Zenigundam Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 "CVS closed an hour ago. You can pick them up tomorrow. Just take off your coat and have a seat on the couch here." 💪🐺⛹️♂️ #ZeniChampHusbandStatus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: "CVS closed an hour ago. You can pick them up tomorrow. Just take off your coat and have a seat on the couch here." 💪🐺⛹️♂️ #ZeniChampHusbandStatus You should stop talking to your mom like that before she curb stomps you. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said: You should stop talking to your mom like that before she curb stomps you. I never thought about Zeni having a mom.....boy what was that childhood like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: I never thought about Zeni having a mom.....boy what was that childhood like This is about my hot blonde girlfriend trying to dip on a Saturday night. No clue what my mom has to do with it lol. I put my girlfriends in check with love and logic! That's the alpha male way. 🐃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: I never thought about Zeni having a mom.....boy what was that childhood like I would assume he was beat down pretty regular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: This is about my hot blonde girlfriend trying to dip on a Saturday night. No clue what my mom has to do with it lol. I put my girlfriends in check with love and logic! That's the alpha male way. 🐃 Disregarding the fact that only beta bitches fall in love easily You never talk about your mom, what's she like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, crackymckrackin said: I would assume he was beat down pretty regular. Not enough apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Not enough apparently I'll never catch a beatdown, bro. I'm a god damn warrior, and I beat up bouncers who try to cock block me. 🐷 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I'll never catch a beatdown, bro. I'm a god damn warrior, and I beat up bouncers who try to cock block me. 🐷 A warrior princess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 I'm never gonna die... 🏍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Poor kitten. Not even your pretend girlfriends want to spend time around you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 This thread is officially HOT!!! 🔥🔥🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm never gonna die... 🏍 In life there are only 2 certainties.... 1) you’re going to die 2) how much of a loser you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 24 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: I never thought about Zeni having a mom.....boy what was that childhood like Zeni didn't have a mom... remember he was cloned from Chuck Norris?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 CVS has restraining orders now? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: " have a seat on the couch here." #ZeniChampHusbandStatus You're the one taking a seat Zeni.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Why do I have the feeling you are going to be the next Ed Gein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: This is about my hot blonde girlfriend trying to dip on a Saturday night. No clue what my mom has to do with it lol. I put my girlfriends in check with love and logic! That's the alpha male way. 🐃 You make your mom put on a blonde wig? You're one twisted sumbitch, boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPreserves Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 14 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: You should stop talking to your mom like that before she curb stomps you. Shit, it’s over. We can all go home. Crackers won the Internet today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 34 minutes ago, SweetPreserves said: Shit, it’s over. We can all go home. Crackers won the Internet today. He tends to do that a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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