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I have investments that handle a lot of my taxes,  but as ive said before I always owe because fuck the government and why should they get to play with my money through out the year. 

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2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

i don't make enough on my investments to pull that, or if i do and i don't know it then i'm either really bad at choosing where to put my money or really bad at doing my taxes

Meh.  As long as you're not getting your shit pushed in by the IRS. 

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Just now, Naraku4656 said:

i will probably this year because i had a decent bonus and sold some play stocks

Bonuses are automatically taxed at 38% though?  Every organization I've been with has always done that. 

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3 minutes ago, Clu said:

Bonuses are automatically taxed at 38% though?  Every organization I've been with has always done that. 

mine was taxed at 22%, not including SS or medicare which i think bumped it to 28ish, because of the new tax law so fuck me if i know

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1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

mine was taxed at 22%, not including SS or medicare which i think bumped it to 28ish, because of the new tax law so fuck me if i know

Oof. That's a spicy meatball. 

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Just now, Clu said:

Oof. That's a spicy meatball. 

from what i know about you, which isn't much, i don't think you make all that much less than KN. i'm curious to know how you're able to get around being raped by them. i make way less than he does, but i think i have more in investments than him which is why i get my shit pushed in

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Just now, fuggnificent said:

No. 100% more than what I already pay you weekly.

I can literally see him pulling his cum crusted socks off his feet and counting his toes and trying to multiply 0.

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1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

from what i know about you, which isn't much, i don't think you make all that much less than KN. i'm curious to know how you're able to get around being raped by them. i make way less than he does, but i think i have more in investments than him which is why i get my shit pushed in

Idk..  We've never measured our financial dicks. I don't get around taxes...  I just know what I'll owe at the end of the year. 

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Just now, Clu said:

Idk..  We've never measured our financial dicks. I don't get around taxes...  I just know what I'll owe at the end of the year. 

i don't really care all that much about measuring financial dicks either. but i know when i'm the asian dude in a room with John Holmes and that's usually when my brain only thinks about girth

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Just now, Naraku4656 said:

i don't really care all that much about measuring financial dicks either. but i know when i'm the asian dude in a room with John Holmes and that's usually when my brain only thinks about girth

Fair enough. 

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2 minutes ago, Clu said:

Fair enough. 

i don't think i'm welcome in the UEMB champagne room anyway. for as much as i get made fun of for this house, i'm still in 5 figure range. i'm close but not there yet. kn makes about 300k a year which makes me feel gassy

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Just now, Naraku4656 said:

i don't think i'm welcome in the UEMB champagne room anyway. for as much as i get made fun of for this house, i'm still in 5 figure range. i'm close but not there yet. kn makes about 300k a year which makes me feel gassy

Sell cocaine cut it with baby laxative. 

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9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

i don't think i'm welcome in the UEMB champagne room anyway. for as much as i get made fun of for this house, i'm still in 5 figure range. i'm close but not there yet. kn makes about 300k a year which makes me feel gassy

$300k is the brass ring?

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