Poof Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 she was definitely from india and everytime i said it she just kept saying "excuse me?" in the most confused tone you could imagine. i had other stuff to say that i wanted to move onto but she just said "excuse me" or "... ... ... uh... err... um, excuse me?" each time. a couple times she tried to be like "maaaa'am maaa'am! to interject but i just cut her off asking louder than her what she was wearing which lead back to "... ... oh... er.... excuse me?" then i said it in super pornstar voice and she started laughing but just said excuse me. i probably asked like 12 times. it happened so long ago that i dont even remember what business i was calling but this has stuck in my mind and im not sure why i wish i could have that recording 2
Poof Posted March 9, 2018 Author Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cau said: What was she wearing? go pour soy sauce on your head
Poof Posted March 9, 2018 Author Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Were you high? i think so
AnimationFan14 Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cau said: What was she wearing? khakis? 3 1
Distortedreasoning Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 i often thought about flirting with the call center ladies in the past when they call but never went though since i always get more annoyed that they call me and i forget that i was supposed to flirt.
Poof Posted March 9, 2018 Author Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: i often thought about flirting with the call center ladies in the past when they call but never went though since i always get more annoyed that they call me and i forget that i was supposed to flirt. i had a relationship with this one from bebe. she was really cool. i knew as soon as i told her that i was lit af and she said thats whats up that she was the one. i make all kinds of phone calls just to complain or have fun. i call police stations that fucked up cops work at and tell them to suck big fat dicks and shit. i call senators and legislators offices. I called the SF ASPCA after they deployed anti hobo robots and screamed at them i was going to fuck their robot bitch in the ass. i like to have fun on the phone. its usually always with an underlying purpose. so when im talking with a business trying to get something resolved, if it becomes ridiculous like if the business refuses to cooperate with me then i just see how long they can entertain me while i fuck with them
MEXobiologist Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 i also wish you had a recording to share. it could also be your "having a bad day" secret weapon. i once had an hour and a half conversation with some dude in India trying to sell me different phone service before we got rid of our landlines. i explained to him pretty straight away that i didn't pay those bills, so no thanks. i was bored and high at the time though so i just sort of started a conversation by asking him what his favorite Bruce Lee movie was. we basically just talked about movies the rest of the time and he told me some jokes that i can't remember. good times, good times.
fuggnificent Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 I like to hit on the chat support indian guys for kodak printers lol
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