Poof Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 she was definitely from india and everytime i said it she just kept saying "excuse me?" in the most confused tone you could imagine. i had other stuff to say that i wanted to move onto but she just said "excuse me" or "... ... ... uh... err... um, excuse me?" each time. a couple times she tried to be like "maaaa'am maaa'am! to interject but i just cut her off asking louder than her what she was wearing which lead back to "... ... oh... er.... excuse me?" then i said it in super pornstar voice and she started laughing but just said excuse me. i probably asked like 12 times. it happened so long ago that i dont even remember what business i was calling but this has stuck in my mind and im not sure why i wish i could have that recording 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 What was she wearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Were you high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cau said: What was she wearing? go pour soy sauce on your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Were you high? i think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cau said: What was she wearing? khakis? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 i often thought about flirting with the call center ladies in the past when they call but never went though since i always get more annoyed that they call me and i forget that i was supposed to flirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: i often thought about flirting with the call center ladies in the past when they call but never went though since i always get more annoyed that they call me and i forget that i was supposed to flirt. i had a relationship with this one from bebe. she was really cool. i knew as soon as i told her that i was lit af and she said thats whats up that she was the one. i make all kinds of phone calls just to complain or have fun. i call police stations that fucked up cops work at and tell them to suck big fat dicks and shit. i call senators and legislators offices. I called the SF ASPCA after they deployed anti hobo robots and screamed at them i was going to fuck their robot bitch in the ass. i like to have fun on the phone. its usually always with an underlying purpose. so when im talking with a business trying to get something resolved, if it becomes ridiculous like if the business refuses to cooperate with me then i just see how long they can entertain me while i fuck with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 i also wish you had a recording to share. it could also be your "having a bad day" secret weapon. i once had an hour and a half conversation with some dude in India trying to sell me different phone service before we got rid of our landlines. i explained to him pretty straight away that i didn't pay those bills, so no thanks. i was bored and high at the time though so i just sort of started a conversation by asking him what his favorite Bruce Lee movie was. we basically just talked about movies the rest of the time and he told me some jokes that i can't remember. good times, good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 I like to hit on the chat support indian guys for kodak printers lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Excuse me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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