Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 Was cutting jalapenos for dinner tonight. Thought I washed my hands well enough and then rubbed my face. I'm dead
Zenigundam Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 Girls tell me that after I kiss them on the cheek, but in a romantic, heat of passion sense... your version is painful, maybe you should hang out with me.
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Girls tell me that after I kiss them on the cheek, but in a romantic, heat of passion sense... your version is painful, maybe you should hang out with me. Wow you kiss girls on the cheek? How lewd.
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cau said: Then you better go catch it wut
Zenigundam Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Wow you kiss girls on the cheek? How lewd. It's an alpha male thing. You just wouldn't understand...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: It's an alpha male thing. You just wouldn't understand... I bet you even hold hands sometimes.
Still Me Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 14 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Was cutting jalapenos for dinner tonight. Thought I washed my hands well enough and then rubbed my face. I'm dead Not yet.... but you will be
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Quick get the hose I'm holding an ice cube to my lips
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Not yet.... but you will be But the burning is starting to go down...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: This hand of mine is burning red. wut
Still Me Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: But the burning is starting to go down... But it’s about to begin in your vagina....
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: But it’s about to begin in your vagina.... But I'm not gonna touch myself rn...
Still Me Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: But I'm not gonna touch myself rn... Yes you are... 1
little_girl_lost Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 quick, get someone to pee on your face
Codename: Jackass Posted February 28, 2018 Posted February 28, 2018 Wash your hands twice every time from now on.
fuggnificent Posted February 28, 2018 Posted February 28, 2018 could be worse. ive rubbed hot sauce juice in my eye. and i wear contacts.
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