Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Was cutting jalapenos for dinner tonight. Thought I washed my hands well enough and then rubbed my face. I'm dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Girls tell me that after I kiss them on the cheek, but in a romantic, heat of passion sense... your version is painful, maybe you should hang out with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Girls tell me that after I kiss them on the cheek, but in a romantic, heat of passion sense... your version is painful, maybe you should hang out with me. Wow you kiss girls on the cheek? How lewd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Then you better go catch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cau said: Then you better go catch it wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Wow you kiss girls on the cheek? How lewd. It's an alpha male thing. You just wouldn't understand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: It's an alpha male thing. You just wouldn't understand... I bet you even hold hands sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Quick get the hose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 14 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Was cutting jalapenos for dinner tonight. Thought I washed my hands well enough and then rubbed my face. I'm dead Not yet.... but you will be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 This hand of mine is burning red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Quick get the hose I'm holding an ice cube to my lips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Not yet.... but you will be But the burning is starting to go down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: This hand of mine is burning red. wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: But the burning is starting to go down... But it’s about to begin in your vagina.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: But it’s about to begin in your vagina.... But I'm not gonna touch myself rn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: But I'm not gonna touch myself rn... Yes you are... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 quick, get someone to pee on your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Wash your hands twice every time from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 could be worse. ive rubbed hot sauce juice in my eye. and i wear contacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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