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8 hours ago, fuggnificent said:

phillies hasnt bought me a lobster all year, keeps insisting i eat kfc and watermelon and last night he tried to make me splice dna from this sock he said he stole from zeni.

i just dont think he loves me anymore.

It's not that he doesn't love you any more.

*pats you on the shoulder*

It's that he never loved you in the first place.

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11 hours ago, bnmjy said:

Maybe try mumbo. He did say he wants your flaps on his face.

no one told you fat titties win any argument?

 

yeah, last meal or fat titties, fat titties

the red sox win a world series or fat titties, fat titties

two more breaths of air before you die, or fat titties, (fat titties of course man, werent you paying attention?)

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18 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

no one told you fat titties win any argument?

 

yeah, last meal or fat titties, fat titties

the red sox win a world series or fat titties, fat titties

two more breaths of air before you die, or fat titties, (fat titties of course man, werent you paying attention?)

They're attached to this though

azisInts.jpg

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2 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

in the fact that i dont want an imaginary girlfriend, and that nudes are dumb because there are endless pronz...

so i guess it only matters is if fuggz would travel to see me.

She can't, there is some combination of a jealous, hater, female, crackhead putting nails in her tires.....But we'll soon solve this.  She brought a camera to catch this vile being...........I mean that was like a year ago, but I'm sure her due diligence will ensure her finances were not wasted due to a mental misfire.

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1 minute ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

She can't, there is some combination of a jealous, hater, female, crackhead putting nails in her tires.....But we'll soon solve this.  She brought a camera to catch this vile being...........I mean that was like a year ago, but I'm sure her due diligence will ensure her finances were not wasted due to a mental misfire.

thats good too.  you know how taking an edge and chancing fucking anything that comes along is one of my hobbies.

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2 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said:

no one told you fat titties win any argument?

 

yeah, last meal or fat titties, fat titties

the red sox win a world series or fat titties, fat titties

two more breaths of air before you die, or fat titties, (fat titties of course man, werent you paying attention?)

fat titties? I'm talking her clunge, aka tootsie roll fold.

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5 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

@mumbojummie13 dont listen to buddyroe hes just mad i blocked him on fb and from my phone because he gives off strong stalker vibes. he follows me into every thread crying while i have fun talking to my friends. hes just a hater cuz i crush a lot.

you blocked him???  you shouldnt be letting anyone in your phone anyway...  thats dangerous, of course there will be stalker types, not

that i am agreeing that you should have said that about buddyroe to me, because we are trying to establish a knowledge of each others friendships now, 

and if i have to believe what you just said it would interrupt his and mine interests.  

and you shouldnt crush a lot either.  i do too and it gets people like us in some bad relationships.  it also makes us open to more mistakes and emotional problems.

we need to be stronger than to crush on people just because of attraction.

but why do you want me to know?

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3 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

you blocked him???  you shouldnt be letting anyone in your phone anyway...  thats dangerous, of course there will be stalker types, not

that i am agreeing that you should have said that about buddyroe to me, because we are trying to establish a knowledge of each others friendships now, 

and if i have to believe what you just said it would interrupt his and mine interests.  

and you shouldnt crush a lot either.  i do too and it gets people like us in some bad relationships.  it also makes us open to more mistakes and emotional problems.

we need to be stronger than to crush on people just because of attraction.

but why do you want me to know?

i didnt want to sit back and let a buddyroe narrative be the only thing you know abt me

 

and yah fucking around a lot is definitely not for everybody but it works for me

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4 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

i didnt want to sit back and let a buddyroe narrative be the only thing you know abt me

 

and yah fucking around a lot is definitely not for everybody but it works for me

okay i wont listen to anyone but you about you...

just like i dont listen to anyone else about anyone else...

i like to see people for what they really are and not follow rumors.

im sorry if i ever goofed around too much.  and i sometimes take things personally.

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oh my gosh let me explain.  in september or october of 2016 there were some topless pictures going around asmb.  it might have contributed to them being closed down.

i had made that association that it was you, voluntarily posting nudes of yourself and that everyone already knew, because there had been many crass comments to you

and about you on the site, so it was my mistake to believe they were genuinely you, and i realize now it was just a troll.  i can tell by your complexion that the photos i saw

were not of you.  i am very sorry for demeaning things i said jokingly that werent even intended to ever reach you.

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11 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

oh my gosh let me explain.  in september or october of 2016 there were some topless pictures going around asmb.  it might have contributed to them being closed down.

i had made that association that it was you, voluntarily posting nudes of yourself and that everyone already knew, because there had been many crass comments to you

and about you on the site, so it was my mistake to believe they were genuinely you, and i realize now it was just a troll.  i can tell by your complexion that the photos i saw

were not of you.  i am very sorry for demeaning things i said jokingly that werent even intended to ever reach you.

lol they had ip banning. why would they shutdown instead of ip banning if a pic was that offensive? 

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1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

Those were definitely fugg's titties you're talking about. I guess you missed her posting her hooha, which happened shortly before the boards shut down. 

did you remeber the pic of the fat king with tissues and lotion? they shutdown because of THAT..not me lololololol

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Just now, fuggnificent said:

did you remeber the pic of the fat king with tissues and lotion? they shutdown because of THAT..not me lololololol

One of the last things I remember before the boards shut down was phillies talking about leeks. That's when I brought up the judas chair for the first time. The judas chair shut down the boards. xD

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1 minute ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

Lets be clear, 

 

She hasn't blocked shit  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009194125943

....She has me blocked on one of her many accounts because I blocked and unblocked her and FB won't let you reblock a person for 48 hours after unbloking them, she she blocked me in a petty attempt and looking like she did it first

nobody said anything about 1st and you have several pages. i block one and you just go to another one  and spy or message me cuz you are crazy strung out miserable dope fiend

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7 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said:

, not that i am agreeing that you should have said that about buddyroe to me, because we are trying to establish a knowledge of each others friendships now, 

and if i have to believe what you just said it would interrupt his and mine interests.  

 

Don't misunderstand our relationship.....I've never intentionally came after you, but I can't resist a good trigger.....That said, we aren't mending any fences here.....You're just not on my radar to troll and I felt bad that you thought I was trolling you so I wanted to offer an olive branch.

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