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Not much. I haven't posted on a message board in five thousand years. I desperately need to go to the bathroom, but I can't because as soon as I do my Amazon package will come. My husband fed the cat by plopping the jellied meat on the floor next to the bowl and I'm plotting revenge for myself and my foot that now smells funny.

....What's up with you?

 

 

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7 hours ago, Invida said:

Not much. I haven't posted on a message board in five thousand years. I desperately need to go to the bathroom, but I can't because as soon as I do my Amazon package will come. My husband fed the cat by plopping the jellied meat on the floor next to the bowl and I'm plotting revenge for myself and my foot that now smells funny.

A picture has been painted in my brain, and it has been painted with wet cat food

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9 hours ago, Invida said:

Not much. I haven't posted on a message board in five thousand years. I desperately need to go to the bathroom, but I can't because as soon as I do my Amazon package will come. My husband fed the cat by plopping the jellied meat on the floor next to the bowl and I'm plotting revenge for myself and my foot that now smells funny.

....What's up with you?

 

 

I'm just now waking up to play metal gear solid because I'm lazy >_>

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12 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

A picture has been painted in my brain, and it has been painted with wet cat food

 

With feet! This brain picture has been painted with feet. But whose? Not mine. Maybe yours. ;) Can I see? 

One time I got a pack of Christmas cards in the mail and the pictures were painted by the feet of people who ain't got arms. Sweet, really. And impressive! I can't paint with anything on my body.

I don't know why I'm saying any of this. 

 

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10 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'm just now waking up to play metal gear solid because I'm lazy >_>

Me too. I flopped down so hard on this couch about three years ago that I haven't been able to move away from it much since.

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