death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 (edited) remember you guys tomorrow. anyone else doing the art of binge drinking today? probably not. juicers are a rare crowd even among addicts. not that cartoon porn addicts ever were a majority. just sayin' Edited January 26, 2018 by mumbojummie13
André Toulon Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 I thought about it, but I think I'm just gonna get baked 2
TrigunBebop Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 I just got a 5 litre jug of liquid latex.
bnmjy Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, mumbojummie13 said: yeah. so? My God, not all of my jabs are meant to be cunty. Stop being so touchy.
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: I just got a 5 litre jug of liquid latex. now you can use your imagination
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Posted January 26, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, bnmjy said: My God, not all of my jabs are meant to be cunty. Stop being so touchy. HAHAHA i drank two 18 oz cups already im literally lmao Edited January 26, 2018 by mumbojummie13
TrigunBebop Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: now you can use your imagination
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: i suggest 1 giant balloon. (or condom)
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Posted January 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, nameraka said: i wasn't aware scotch came in boxes... it doesnt unless you find a dewars gift box
TrigunBebop Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, mumbojummie13 said: i suggest 1 giant balloon. (or condom) Why stop at 1 giant balloon when you can have 20?
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Posted January 26, 2018 the suggestion size on the box is "34 5oz glasses" so possibly 34 "elegantly sized" balloons.
bnmjy Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 (edited) 26 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: HAHAHA i drank two 18 oz cups already im literally lmao The nice thing about franzia is that once all the shitty wine is gone you can blow the bag up just like a balloon! Edited January 26, 2018 by bnmjy
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Posted January 26, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: The nice thing about franzia is that once all the shitty wine is gone you can blow the bag up just like a balloon! youre a robot arent you?
bnmjy Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: youre a robot arent you? Yes.
André Toulon Posted January 27, 2018 Posted January 27, 2018 I just went to big lots and they were selling 16 oz cans of starbucks espresso for $0.25 each, so I bought 24 of them and gonna smoke weed and pound these.....I expect to regret this.
TrigunBebop Posted January 27, 2018 Posted January 27, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said: the suggestion size on the box is "34 5oz glasses" so possibly 34 "elegantly sized" balloons. My bedroom isn't big enough for 34 elegantly sized balloons. Otherwise I would have already had 34 of them blown up. Edited January 27, 2018 by TrigunBebop
death_by_motorboat Posted January 27, 2018 Author Posted January 27, 2018 (edited) sounds like bull $0.25 each? what are they expired? Edited January 27, 2018 by mumbojummie13
death_by_motorboat Posted January 27, 2018 Author Posted January 27, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: My bedroom isn't big enough for 34 elegantly sized balloons. Otherwise I would have already had 34 of them blown up. good, good
TrigunBebop Posted January 27, 2018 Posted January 27, 2018 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: The nice thing about franzia is that once all the shitty wine is gone you can blow the bag up just like a balloon! Unless that bag is made of rubber it doesn't count. Non-latex balloons are fake knockoff imposters.
André Toulon Posted January 27, 2018 Posted January 27, 2018 47 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: sounds like bull $0.25 each? what are they expired? Guess again, champ 1
André Toulon Posted January 27, 2018 Posted January 27, 2018 So I wound up going to get a 12 pack of beer at 1 am because I could not sleep at all after pounding 4 of those starbucks things......I didn't go to bed until 630 after the 12 and several bowls and I'm and still wired.
SwimModSponges Posted January 27, 2018 Posted January 27, 2018 I threw up this morning but I don't think it was due to alcohol.
death_by_motorboat Posted January 27, 2018 Author Posted January 27, 2018 im still getting drunk off the op
TrigunBebop Posted January 27, 2018 Posted January 27, 2018 18 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said: good, good I wish I had the space for more balloons.
AnimationFan14 Posted January 27, 2018 Posted January 27, 2018 22 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: I thought about it, but I think I'm just gonna get baked
André Toulon Posted January 28, 2018 Posted January 28, 2018 Currently regretting the caffeine binge......I don't feel "bad" but I seriously feel like I'll never sleep again......I know that's not true, but that's how it feels. Ever see the coffee episode of Futurama? Yeah, that. My girl just asked me why I'm talking so fast.
death_by_motorboat Posted January 29, 2018 Author Posted January 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, CAC said: I was drunk last night on a ship. oOOOOhhhHHHHYyyYYYyYEEEAaaaaaHHHHH!!!! i forgot how was your cruise?????? CRUISE???????
death_by_motorboat Posted January 29, 2018 Author Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) On 1/27/2018 at 8:42 PM, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Currently regretting the caffeine binge......I don't feel "bad" but I seriously feel like I'll never sleep again......I know that's not true, but that's how it feels. Ever see the coffee episode of Futurama? Yeah, that. My girl just asked me why I'm talking so fast. really? seriously chugging starbucks sounds so great like always. but you gotta be thirsty. like a fall day after walking a steep mountain city street pounding down a few iced coffees meets a mans moment of like super thirst refreshening... super. awesome. drink. Edited January 29, 2018 by mumbojummie13
CAC Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 16 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: oOOOOhhhHHHHYyyYYYyYEEEAaaaaaHHHHH!!!! i forgot how was your cruise?????? CRUISE??????? It was good, it was a nice week.
André Toulon Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 47 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: really? seriously chugging starbucks sounds so great like always. but you gotta be thirsty. like a fall day after walking a steep mountain city street pounding down a few iced coffees meets a mans moment of like super thirst refreshening... super. awesome. drink. I'm giving these damned things away.....See, I don't drink caffeine because it's never had an effect on me....At least not one I noticed, but after this.....I have no idea how people enjoy this.........I was sluggish getting up after being up for what seemed like 2 days this morning so I drank one and I've been on edge all day and I'm not sleepy at all......I like sleep....Why would I drink something that stops sleep. Fuck these things.
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