death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 (edited) remember you guys tomorrow. anyone else doing the art of binge drinking today? probably not. juicers are a rare crowd even among addicts. not that cartoon porn addicts ever were a majority. just sayin' Edited January 26, 2018 by mumbojummie13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 I thought about it, but I think I'm just gonna get baked 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 lol you bought franzia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 yeah. so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 I just got a 5 litre jug of liquid latex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, mumbojummie13 said: yeah. so? My God, not all of my jabs are meant to be cunty. Stop being so touchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: I just got a 5 litre jug of liquid latex. now you can use your imagination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, bnmjy said: My God, not all of my jabs are meant to be cunty. Stop being so touchy. HAHAHA i drank two 18 oz cups already im literally lmao Edited January 26, 2018 by mumbojummie13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 where'd everybody go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 i wasn't aware scotch came in boxes... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: now you can use your imagination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: i suggest 1 giant balloon. (or condom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, nameraka said: i wasn't aware scotch came in boxes... it doesnt unless you find a dewars gift box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, mumbojummie13 said: i suggest 1 giant balloon. (or condom) Why stop at 1 giant balloon when you can have 20? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 the suggestion size on the box is "34 5oz glasses" so possibly 34 "elegantly sized" balloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 (edited) 26 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: HAHAHA i drank two 18 oz cups already im literally lmao The nice thing about franzia is that once all the shitty wine is gone you can blow the bag up just like a balloon! Edited January 26, 2018 by bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: The nice thing about franzia is that once all the shitty wine is gone you can blow the bag up just like a balloon! youre a robot arent you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: youre a robot arent you? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 I just went to big lots and they were selling 16 oz cans of starbucks espresso for $0.25 each, so I bought 24 of them and gonna smoke weed and pound these.....I expect to regret this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said: the suggestion size on the box is "34 5oz glasses" so possibly 34 "elegantly sized" balloons. My bedroom isn't big enough for 34 elegantly sized balloons. Otherwise I would have already had 34 of them blown up. Edited January 27, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 27, 2018 Author Share Posted January 27, 2018 (edited) sounds like bull $0.25 each? what are they expired? Edited January 27, 2018 by mumbojummie13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 27, 2018 Author Share Posted January 27, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: My bedroom isn't big enough for 34 elegantly sized balloons. Otherwise I would have already had 34 of them blown up. good, good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: The nice thing about franzia is that once all the shitty wine is gone you can blow the bag up just like a balloon! Unless that bag is made of rubber it doesn't count. Non-latex balloons are fake knockoff imposters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 47 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: sounds like bull $0.25 each? what are they expired? Guess again, champ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 So I wound up going to get a 12 pack of beer at 1 am because I could not sleep at all after pounding 4 of those starbucks things......I didn't go to bed until 630 after the 12 and several bowls and I'm and still wired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 I threw up this morning but I don't think it was due to alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 27, 2018 Author Share Posted January 27, 2018 im still getting drunk off the op Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 18 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said: good, good I wish I had the space for more balloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 22 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: I thought about it, but I think I'm just gonna get baked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Currently regretting the caffeine binge......I don't feel "bad" but I seriously feel like I'll never sleep again......I know that's not true, but that's how it feels. Ever see the coffee episode of Futurama? Yeah, that. My girl just asked me why I'm talking so fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I was drunk last night on a ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 29, 2018 Author Share Posted January 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, CAC said: I was drunk last night on a ship. oOOOOhhhHHHHYyyYYYyYEEEAaaaaaHHHHH!!!! i forgot how was your cruise?????? CRUISE??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 29, 2018 Author Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) On 1/27/2018 at 8:42 PM, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Currently regretting the caffeine binge......I don't feel "bad" but I seriously feel like I'll never sleep again......I know that's not true, but that's how it feels. Ever see the coffee episode of Futurama? Yeah, that. My girl just asked me why I'm talking so fast. really? seriously chugging starbucks sounds so great like always. but you gotta be thirsty. like a fall day after walking a steep mountain city street pounding down a few iced coffees meets a mans moment of like super thirst refreshening... super. awesome. drink. Edited January 29, 2018 by mumbojummie13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 16 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: oOOOOhhhHHHHYyyYYYyYEEEAaaaaaHHHHH!!!! i forgot how was your cruise?????? CRUISE??????? It was good, it was a nice week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 47 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: really? seriously chugging starbucks sounds so great like always. but you gotta be thirsty. like a fall day after walking a steep mountain city street pounding down a few iced coffees meets a mans moment of like super thirst refreshening... super. awesome. drink. I'm giving these damned things away.....See, I don't drink caffeine because it's never had an effect on me....At least not one I noticed, but after this.....I have no idea how people enjoy this.........I was sluggish getting up after being up for what seemed like 2 days this morning so I drank one and I've been on edge all day and I'm not sleepy at all......I like sleep....Why would I drink something that stops sleep. Fuck these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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