Drunkenwarrior Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Get married, have kids, raise them the best that I can. Then when I get old and they move out, I wanna have them tell stories about what a crazy old man I am; wearing sneakers I'm the pool and arguing with the Walmart robots about the price of peanuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 We can only dream of such wonders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 10, 2018 Author Share Posted January 10, 2018 13 hours ago, Tricolor said: We can only dream of such wonders I want my kids to say things like ''MOM! Dad is doing that weird belly button thing again!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 fuck all that, too much effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 10, 2018 Author Share Posted January 10, 2018 18 minutes ago, Phillies said: fuck all that, too much effort Well you can feel free to sit and rot if you like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 18 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Get married, have kids, raise them the best that I can. Then when I get old and they move out, I wanna have them tell stories about what a crazy old man I am; wearing sneakers I'm the pool and arguing with the Walmart robots about the price of peanuts What if that’s the precise timeline you need to avoid at all costs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 18 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Get married, have kids, raise them the best that I can. Then when I get old and they move out, I wanna have them tell stories about what a crazy old man I am; wearing sneakers I'm the pool and arguing with the Walmart robots about the price of peanuts Peanuts can be pricey nowadays. My mom got a great deal on holiday boxes with 3 cans of peanuts that were half off after Christmas. Do you wear sneakers when your feet are completely submerged in water or just hanging off the edge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 You lost me at having kids. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 10, 2018 Author Share Posted January 10, 2018 29 minutes ago, Poof said: What if that’s the precise timeline you need to avoid at all costs? No way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 10, 2018 Author Share Posted January 10, 2018 19 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: Peanuts can be pricey nowadays. My mom got a great deal on holiday boxes with 3 cans of peanuts that were half off after Christmas. Do you wear sneakers when your feet are completely submerged in water or just hanging off the edge? Peanuts are ridiculous And I'm talking fully in the water, sneakers on the shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 10, 2018 Author Share Posted January 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, Roggo_Doggo said: You lost me at having kids. I mean...maybe not everyone needs to procreate <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Also, walk around in a bathrobe and nothing under it and drink PBR out of a wine glass to really class it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 10, 2018 Author Share Posted January 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Saiyanman said: Also, walk around in a bathrobe and nothing under it and drink PBR out of a wine glass to really class it up. Now you're talking lawn chair in the front yard....let the ol boys air out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Now you're talking lawn chair in the front yard....let the ol boys air out Pants are for squares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 How could you say such a thing young man. There will be no more fantasizing about the american dream in my household you got that! Seriously tho. Do not say such things. You're drunkenwarrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 My goal in life is still to have a dedicated balloon room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 8 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said: I mean...maybe not everyone needs to procreate <3 I sure as hell am not. there are many more who definitely should take my advice. Zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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