garbagepailcat Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 Two months into a new relationship. I think I’m going to wait until we’re engaged. 1
death_by_motorboat Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 i wait till shes lying on her stomach ... just minding her own business ... and i run up and grab both butt cheeks really hard and spread them, and push on her abdomen repeatedly until she blows a fart!!
death_by_motorboat Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 (edited) she knows we dont mind farts, right? you can FART... its not embarrassing. i personally think its funny when chicks fart. Edited January 1, 2018 by mumbojummie13
Still Me Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: Two months into a new relationship. I think I’m going to wait until we’re engaged. On of these days you’re going to explode...and it’s gonna be ass and fecal matter EVERYWHERE
garbagepailcat Posted January 1, 2018 Author Posted January 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, Still Me said: On of these days you’re going to explode...and it’s gonna be ass and fecal matter EVERYWHERE It’ll be while I’m asleep cause nothing is slipping past these cheeks under my watch.
Still Me Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: It’ll be while I’m asleep cause nothing is slipping past these cheeks under my watch. When you least expect it...BLAMO.....ass on the wall
Guest The Hound Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 1 hour ago, garbagepailcat said: Two months into a new relationship. I think I’m going to wait until we’re engaged. i dont believe it
lupin_bebop Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 Can't wait until you can't take it anymore and explode. It's going to funny as Hell.
GuyBeardmane Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 You're gonna die from holding in those farts. Straight up explode all over the place.
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