garbagepailcat Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Two months into a new relationship. I think I’m going to wait until we’re engaged. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 i wait till shes lying on her stomach ... just minding her own business ... and i run up and grab both butt cheeks really hard and spread them, and push on her abdomen repeatedly until she blows a fart!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 (edited) she knows we dont mind farts, right? you can FART... its not embarrassing. i personally think its funny when chicks fart. Edited January 1, 2018 by mumbojummie13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: Two months into a new relationship. I think I’m going to wait until we’re engaged. On of these days you’re going to explode...and it’s gonna be ass and fecal matter EVERYWHERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, Still Me said: On of these days you’re going to explode...and it’s gonna be ass and fecal matter EVERYWHERE It’ll be while I’m asleep cause nothing is slipping past these cheeks under my watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: It’ll be while I’m asleep cause nothing is slipping past these cheeks under my watch. When you least expect it...BLAMO.....ass on the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 1 hour ago, garbagepailcat said: Two months into a new relationship. I think I’m going to wait until we’re engaged. i dont believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Hot box him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Can't wait until you can't take it anymore and explode. It's going to funny as Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 You're gonna die from holding in those farts. Straight up explode all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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