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Okay, but I just want you to know that just because I'm your best friend that doesn't mean that you're my best friend.

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3 minutes ago, Cau said:

Okay, but I just want you to know that just because I'm your best friend that doesn't mean that you're my best friend.

Wth how many best friends do you have?

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Wth how many best friends do you have?

Sorry, I can only reveal that information to my best friend.

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

Well that's bullshit. How do I become your best friend? Is there an appeal process?

Your concern has been registered.

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Just now, Neko said:

You're head would explode from the sheer awesomness of what I could do with it.

I mean I'm assuming you're just gonna get dressed and groom yourself....which is cool I guess.

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5 minutes ago, Neko said:

I can't get a fine tooth comb through my hair....won't have any...and the shirt...oooohh boiy, you're not ready for that.

I mean there's only so many things you can do with a shirt. Technically anything you can do with cloth. But if you aren't going to groom with the comb what else is there?

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2 minutes ago, Neko said:

It's shocking!  How could you not know...who could've guessed?  I mean I need you to know this amount of amazing.

Are you going to use the comb as a weapon?

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

All I want is your trust and shit like that

this would be one of the few times i actually take a post from here seriously.. and reply with a heart felt honest answer.. in my world/ i imagine it is the same for you.. a person's trustworthiness is something that is built through their response to situations that present over time.. trust it is not something i know that i can give out freely.. 

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1 minute ago, Vodkajellyshot said:

this would be one of the few times i actually take a post from here seriously.. and reply with a heart felt honest answer.. in my world/ i imagine it is the same for you.. a person's trustworthiness is something that is built through their response to situations that present over time.. trust it is not something i know that i can give out freely.. 

Me neither man. It's gonna take a while but I'm trustworthy as shit

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3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Me neither man. It's gonna take a while but I'm trustworthy as shit

so hypothetical.. my gf is as horney as any chick you have ever seen/ to look at and slut wise.. i also have a pound of prime weed in a sealed 20 liter paint bucket under my desk .. i am not home.. you are at my place.. are you trustworthy solid or going to be tempted ?    

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5 minutes ago, Vodkajellyshot said:

so hypothetical.. my gf is as horney as any chick you have ever seen/ to look at and slut wise.. i also have a pound of prime weed in a sealed 20 liter paint bucket under my desk .. i am not home.. you are at my place.. are you trustworthy solid or going to be tempted ?    

If we're best friends I won't touch that weed or your gf. Loyalty is my middle name

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7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

It's funny because ever since I got here people have all been asking who I am and literally I have no idea who any of their guesses are xD

Pick one at random and run with it

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