Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore.
NaBarney Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 Are you fucking serious Was it a thin crust pizza at least
naraku360 Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 The biggest problem here is the choice of Digorno.
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 7:34 PM, Derackthehunter said: So how's that job search coming? Expand On 12/4/2017 at 7:41 PM, Nabloom said: Are you fucking serious Was it a thin crust pizza at least Expand No it was the stuffed crust supreme.
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 7:43 PM, bnmjy said: this is why you're fat Expand I need to knock off about 20 pounds, so thats not so bad. On 12/4/2017 at 7:54 PM, naraku360 said: The biggest problem here is the choice of Digorno. Expand Its allright, what do you recommend? On 12/4/2017 at 8:11 PM, StarPanda said: Those pizzas are small Expand They are big actually. I give waifu half.
bnmjy Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 8:43 PM, Phillies said: I need to knock off about 200 pounds Expand
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 8:49 PM, Cau said: Mom's gonna be pissed. Expand Yeah she will be. On 12/4/2017 at 8:49 PM, bnmjy said: Expand haha fu$% off On 12/4/2017 at 8:52 PM, Derackthehunter said: Never gonna amount to anything. Expand Thats not very encouraging.
fuggnificent Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 phillies u cant eat like that. if we bang the reverb would knock us into the atmosphere
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 9:02 PM, fuggnificent said: phillies u cant eat like that. if we bang the reverb would knock us into the atmosphere Expand The bed would just break and we'd kill all the bed bugs. 1
Cau Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 9:02 PM, fuggnificent said: phillies u cant eat like that. if we bang the reverb would knock us into the atmosphere Expand 1
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 9:20 PM, Derackthehunter said: Nothing encourages you. Expand pizza does
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 9:39 PM, Phillies said: pizza does Expand Pizza don't pay the bills or motivate or leads to weight loss.
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 9:39 PM, Derackthehunter said: Pizza don't pay the bills or motivate or leads to weight loss. Expand It does if you own a pizza business.
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 9:43 PM, Phillies said: It does if you own a pizza business. Expand Which you don't.
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 9:50 PM, Kudasai said: Expand On 12/4/2017 at 9:56 PM, Derackthehunter said: Which you don't. Expand Why you gotta be so negative?
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) I believe the term you are looking for is truthful. Gotta find a new thing man, like Zeni with his OKC threads. There's just nothing left at the bottom of this well. Edited December 4, 2017 by Derackthehunter 1
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 10:02 PM, Derackthehunter said: I believe the term you are looking for is truthful. Gotta find a new thing man, like Zeni with his OKC threads. There's just nothing left at the bottom of this well. Expand I see your point bro.
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 Cool, look man if you ever really want to change things about your life then I'd be more then happy to give advice and tips. As of right now it'll just be all flash and no substance.
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Posted December 4, 2017 OK my new year resolution is going to be to get a job, loose weight, etc. so talk to me then.
Azalar Hex Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) Careful with that stuff. First a slice is good, and then you gotta eat a few to be satisfied, then it moves up to half, a whole pizza, more and more and then you move to the freaky shit to get off. Before long you might even start wanting pineapples on it. And then you get arrested. Edited December 4, 2017 by Azalar Hex
Ric Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 I'm a fat fuck and can't eat that much, I'd get sick.
Hornshire Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 What is a pizza, really? As far as units go. We understand it as a culinary composition. But to say half a pizza implies there is such a thing as a whole pizza. Is a whole pizza a small pizza, and large pizzas are really one and a half pizzas, deformed? Is a large pizza, instead, the whole, and smalls are only two thirds of a whole pizza? If you eat one and a half medium pizzas, maybe that's really just eleven sixteenths of an extra large, which is the actual whole. Or maybe it's fifty six, because a whole pizza is really just a Bagel Bite. They should really address this at the next CGPM.
fuggnificent Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 10:49 PM, Ric said: I'm a fat fuck and can't eat that much, I'd get sick. Expand same here actually lately for some reason i can barely eat without feeling it at the top of my esophagus wanting to spill out (sorry so graphic) so im not eating as much. only had a taco salad at 12 pm today and i can still feel it in my stomach... ick
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 10:46 PM, Azalar Hex said: Careful with that stuff. First a slice is good, and then you gotta eat a few to be satisfied, then it moves up to half, a whole pizza, more and more and then you move to the freaky shit to get off. Before long you might even start wanting pineapples on it. And then you get arrested. Expand So I shouldn't try cocaine?? On 12/4/2017 at 10:49 PM, Ric said: I'm a fat fuck and can't eat that much, I'd get sick. Expand Ric.. I find this... unacceptable...
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 10:50 PM, Kweerie said: What is a pizza, really? As far as units go. We understand it as a culinary composition. But to say half a pizza implies there is such a thing as a whole pizza. Is a whole pizza a small pizza, and large pizzas are really one and a half pizzas, deformed? Is a large pizza, instead, the whole, and smalls are only two thirds of a whole pizza? If you eat one and a half medium pizzas, maybe that's really just eleven sixteenths of an extra large, which is the actual whole. Or maybe it's fifty six, because a whole pizza is really just a Bagel Bite. They should really address this at the next CGPM. Expand I hate 1.5X of that^ and waifu ate the other .5 ^_____^
Hornshire Posted December 5, 2017 Posted December 5, 2017 Ah. 3,360 calories and 54 grams of saturated fat. Those are units that mean things.
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/5/2017 at 12:14 AM, Kweerie said: Ah. 3,360 calories and 54 grams of saturated fat. Those are units that mean things. Expand Well what does it mean??
fuggnificent Posted December 5, 2017 Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) On 12/5/2017 at 12:40 AM, Phillies said: Well what does it mean?? Expand you ate almost 1 pound worth of calories Edited December 5, 2017 by fuggnificent
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/5/2017 at 12:48 AM, fuggnificent said: you ate almost 1 pound worth of calories Expand what does that mean?
fuggnificent Posted December 5, 2017 Posted December 5, 2017 youll probably gain a lb or more in one day
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/5/2017 at 12:54 AM, fuggnificent said: youll probably gain a lb or more in one day Expand fuggz... I am already 20 pounds over weight... I can't see my dick... or waifu...
fuggnificent Posted December 5, 2017 Posted December 5, 2017 well maybe your metabolism will help out
Hornshire Posted December 5, 2017 Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/5/2017 at 12:40 AM, Phillies said: Well what does it mean?? Expand A calorie is a unit of energy. In a Newtonian understanding of physics (which is sufficient for how you function on a day to day basis), energy is neither created or destroyed. It is only ever transferred. Thus, when you take it into your body, it will not just disappear; it must be expended in some fashion. A portion of it is used in continuing natural operations. The rest is employed in either physical exertion or weight gain. For reference, average daily calorie intake for a male to maintain weight (there are a lot of factors involved, so it varies) is 2,500. Since this is quite a bit lower than what you've had in one meal alone, if you don't engage in activity to offset your intake, the result will be an increase in body mass. We couldn't find any data on calorie intake for pillows, but We suspect Miku should engage in more physical activity also.
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/5/2017 at 2:32 AM, Kweerie said: A calorie is a unit of energy. In a Newtonian understanding of physics (which is sufficient for how you function on a day to day basis), energy is neither created or destroyed. It is only ever transferred. Thus, when you take it into your body, it will not just disappear; it must be expended in some fashion. A portion of it is used in continuing natural operations. The rest is employed in either physical exertion or weight gain. For reference, average daily calorie intake for a male to maintain weight (there are a lot of factors involved, so it varies) is 2,500. Since this is quite a bit lower than what you've had in one meal alone, if you don't engage in activity to offset your intake, the result will be an increase in body mass. We couldn't find any data on calorie intake for pillows, but We suspect Miku should engage in more physical activity also. Expand The last line^ Now thats inviting trolls to post pics of fat miku. You realize this will be your fault?? And waifu gets enough physical activity... riding my dick.
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/5/2017 at 3:00 AM, Kweerie said: That was totally not Our intent. Totally. Expand It may not have been your intent. But that is exactly what transpired.
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/5/2017 at 3:06 AM, bnmjy said: Expand -1 On 12/5/2017 at 3:06 AM, Kweerie said: Hmmm. C'est la vie. Expand See look what you dun. More pics are coming if this follows suit.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 5, 2017 Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/5/2017 at 2:32 AM, Kweerie said: energy is neither created or destroyed. It is only ever transferred. Expand You know, I've known this for a very long time, but something hit me just now... If energy is never created.... WHERE THE HELL DOES IT COME FROM???
bnmjy Posted December 5, 2017 Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/5/2017 at 3:28 AM, Phillies said: -1 See look what you dun. More pics are coming if this follows suit. Expand 1
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