Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Because 1 whole pizza just doesn't do it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 So how's that job search coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Are you fucking serious Was it a thin crust pizza at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 this is why you're fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 The biggest problem here is the choice of Digorno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Those pizzas are small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Derackthehunter said: So how's that job search coming? 54 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Are you fucking serious Was it a thin crust pizza at least No it was the stuffed crust supreme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 53 minutes ago, bnmjy said: this is why you're fat I need to knock off about 20 pounds, so thats not so bad. 42 minutes ago, naraku360 said: The biggest problem here is the choice of Digorno. Its allright, what do you recommend? 26 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Those pizzas are small They are big actually. I give waifu half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Mom's gonna be pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Phillies said: I need to knock off about 200 pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Never gonna amount to anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cau said: Mom's gonna be pissed. Yeah she will be. 5 minutes ago, bnmjy said: haha fu$% off 3 minutes ago, Derackthehunter said: Never gonna amount to anything. Thats not very encouraging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 phillies u cant eat like that. if we bang the reverb would knock us into the atmosphere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 Just now, fuggnificent said: phillies u cant eat like that. if we bang the reverb would knock us into the atmosphere The bed would just break and we'd kill all the bed bugs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: phillies u cant eat like that. if we bang the reverb would knock us into the atmosphere 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Nothing encourages you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, Derackthehunter said: Nothing encourages you. pizza does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Just now, Phillies said: pizza does Pizza don't pay the bills or motivate or leads to weight loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 Just now, Derackthehunter said: Pizza don't pay the bills or motivate or leads to weight loss. It does if you own a pizza business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 12 minutes ago, Phillies said: It does if you own a pizza business. Which you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 Just now, Kudasai said: Just now, Derackthehunter said: Which you don't. Why you gotta be so negative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) I believe the term you are looking for is truthful. Gotta find a new thing man, like Zeni with his OKC threads. There's just nothing left at the bottom of this well. Edited December 4, 2017 by Derackthehunter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Derackthehunter said: I believe the term you are looking for is truthful. Gotta find a new thing man, like Zeni with his OKC threads. There's just nothing left at the bottom of this well. I see your point bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Cool, look man if you ever really want to change things about your life then I'd be more then happy to give advice and tips. As of right now it'll just be all flash and no substance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 OK my new year resolution is going to be to get a job, loose weight, etc. so talk to me then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Consider it done man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) Careful with that stuff. First a slice is good, and then you gotta eat a few to be satisfied, then it moves up to half, a whole pizza, more and more and then you move to the freaky shit to get off. Before long you might even start wanting pineapples on it. And then you get arrested. Edited December 4, 2017 by Azalar Hex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 I'm a fat fuck and can't eat that much, I'd get sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 What is a pizza, really? As far as units go. We understand it as a culinary composition. But to say half a pizza implies there is such a thing as a whole pizza. Is a whole pizza a small pizza, and large pizzas are really one and a half pizzas, deformed? Is a large pizza, instead, the whole, and smalls are only two thirds of a whole pizza? If you eat one and a half medium pizzas, maybe that's really just eleven sixteenths of an extra large, which is the actual whole. Or maybe it's fifty six, because a whole pizza is really just a Bagel Bite. They should really address this at the next CGPM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Ric said: I'm a fat fuck and can't eat that much, I'd get sick. same here actually lately for some reason i can barely eat without feeling it at the top of my esophagus wanting to spill out (sorry so graphic) so im not eating as much. only had a taco salad at 12 pm today and i can still feel it in my stomach... ick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Azalar Hex said: Careful with that stuff. First a slice is good, and then you gotta eat a few to be satisfied, then it moves up to half, a whole pizza, more and more and then you move to the freaky shit to get off. Before long you might even start wanting pineapples on it. And then you get arrested. So I shouldn't try cocaine?? 1 hour ago, Ric said: I'm a fat fuck and can't eat that much, I'd get sick. Ric.. I find this... unacceptable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Kweerie said: What is a pizza, really? As far as units go. We understand it as a culinary composition. But to say half a pizza implies there is such a thing as a whole pizza. Is a whole pizza a small pizza, and large pizzas are really one and a half pizzas, deformed? Is a large pizza, instead, the whole, and smalls are only two thirds of a whole pizza? If you eat one and a half medium pizzas, maybe that's really just eleven sixteenths of an extra large, which is the actual whole. Or maybe it's fifty six, because a whole pizza is really just a Bagel Bite. They should really address this at the next CGPM. I hate 1.5X of that^ and waifu ate the other .5 ^_____^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Ah. 3,360 calories and 54 grams of saturated fat. Those are units that mean things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 19 minutes ago, Kweerie said: Ah. 3,360 calories and 54 grams of saturated fat. Those are units that mean things. Well what does it mean?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Phillies said: Well what does it mean?? you ate almost 1 pound worth of calories Edited December 5, 2017 by fuggnificent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 Just now, fuggnificent said: you ate almost 1 pound worth of calories what does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 youll probably gain a lb or more in one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 Just now, fuggnificent said: youll probably gain a lb or more in one day fuggz... I am already 20 pounds over weight... I can't see my dick... or waifu... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 well maybe your metabolism will help out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Phillies said: Well what does it mean?? A calorie is a unit of energy. In a Newtonian understanding of physics (which is sufficient for how you function on a day to day basis), energy is neither created or destroyed. It is only ever transferred. Thus, when you take it into your body, it will not just disappear; it must be expended in some fashion. A portion of it is used in continuing natural operations. The rest is employed in either physical exertion or weight gain. For reference, average daily calorie intake for a male to maintain weight (there are a lot of factors involved, so it varies) is 2,500. Since this is quite a bit lower than what you've had in one meal alone, if you don't engage in activity to offset your intake, the result will be an increase in body mass. We couldn't find any data on calorie intake for pillows, but We suspect Miku should engage in more physical activity also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 19 minutes ago, Kweerie said: A calorie is a unit of energy. In a Newtonian understanding of physics (which is sufficient for how you function on a day to day basis), energy is neither created or destroyed. It is only ever transferred. Thus, when you take it into your body, it will not just disappear; it must be expended in some fashion. A portion of it is used in continuing natural operations. The rest is employed in either physical exertion or weight gain. For reference, average daily calorie intake for a male to maintain weight (there are a lot of factors involved, so it varies) is 2,500. Since this is quite a bit lower than what you've had in one meal alone, if you don't engage in activity to offset your intake, the result will be an increase in body mass. We couldn't find any data on calorie intake for pillows, but We suspect Miku should engage in more physical activity also. The last line^ Now thats inviting trolls to post pics of fat miku. You realize this will be your fault?? And waifu gets enough physical activity... riding my dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 That was totally not Our intent. Totally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 Just now, Kweerie said: That was totally not Our intent. Totally. It may not have been your intent. But that is exactly what transpired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Hmmm. C'est la vie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 16 minutes ago, bnmjy said: -1 16 minutes ago, Kweerie said: Hmmm. C'est la vie. See look what you dun. More pics are coming if this follows suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Kweerie said: energy is neither created or destroyed. It is only ever transferred. You know, I've known this for a very long time, but something hit me just now... If energy is never created.... WHERE THE HELL DOES IT COME FROM??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Phillies said: -1 See look what you dun. More pics are coming if this follows suit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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