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I swear to Zeus they better not show up at my job next week. Bench warrant arrests are supposed to be spontaneous, not premediated, so if these stalker beta male cops dare to step to me when an activity necessitating police involvement isn't occurring, you'd better believe I'm going to start throwing wild haymakers, a throwback to my boxing days.

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I swear to Zeus they better not show up at my job next week. Bench warrant arrests are supposed to be spontaneous, not premediated, so if these stalker beta male cops dare to step to me when an activity necessitating police involvement isn't occurring, you'd better believe I'm going to start throwing wild haymakers, a throwback to my boxing days.

 

Your arrest would qualify as an activity necessitating police involvement.

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Please please please let it occur in an active filming area for 'Live PD' on A&E...

 

It's been at least a month since they had an episode where they showed how the back seat of the cop cars can be removed to hose pee off. :D

 

live pd films in my city

li aint got no jerb now so maybe ill do something creative and get 15 mins if sha- fame

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live pd films in my city

li aint got no jerb now so maybe ill do something creative and get 15 mins if sha- fame

 

Honestly, you could probably get shown on there without the possibility of a mug shot - just stand on the side of the street somewhere with a sign saying something like 'Free Donuts 4 My Boys In Blue' [better have donuts! :D ] or something equally cheesy but cop positive. Virtually guaranteed to be shown if they happen to be a filming vehicle on that particular route. :D Just be sure to have something to say in case it's a slow night and they decide to stop and say hi. :D :D :D And then, yes, let everyone here know so we can watch for your tv debut. :D

 

 

And, since no point in bumping another thread just to post this since you'll be in this one for a few more replies anyway - don't give up. Getting laid off sucks ass on so many levels but it could be the best thing that could have happened to you. I got laid off from the job I had before the one I'm at now. I found a new job and had already been promoted to Head Cashier when the entire company that I had worked for went tits up and all the people who had still been employed there were suddenly without jobs at all. While they were all flooding the market looking for something / anything, I was already well established in a job where I'm now management level with my own office. So go forth, see this as a chance to get a leg up on potential future competition when everyone else there ends up staring at pink slips. Your next job could easily be the job you can use the most. ;)

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I swear to Zeus they better not show up at my job next week. Bench warrant arrests are supposed to be spontaneous, not premediated, so if these stalker beta male cops dare to step to me when an activity necessitating police involvement isn't occurring, you'd better believe I'm going to start throwing wild haymakers, a throwback to my boxing days.

 

if you would do us the honor of posting your bag work video, i would be most thankful  :robotD

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When you get arrested, tell them to not look at your computer.

 

Make sure they know you aren't hiding anything, but it is a big deal that they not look at your computer.

 

That way they won't look at it and can't put you on a FBI watch list after looking at you UEMB posts.

 

White Knight

 

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