mthor Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Guess what I did yesterday? I got the phone number of a hot 18 year old blond guy. And I wasn't even trying. Zenigundam?[/member] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Did Zeni go gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Does he have a sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Does he have a sister? I sure hope not. I could see some redneck incest going on there. :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 17, 2017 Author Share Posted September 17, 2017 Does he have a sister? Yeah...she's 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 He's 18. Nobody really needs to try to get that number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Yeah...she's 11. Okay, that's too young even for Zeni. I think. :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Yeah...she's 11. You know this for a fact? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 . . . well, someone needs to show that 18-year old the ropes. Have fun, cougar. :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Okay, that's too young even for Zeni. I think. :it: I hope.... :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 17, 2017 Author Share Posted September 17, 2017 Did Zeni go gay? No, at least not as far as I know. I just thought that it was funny because he puts so much effort into that age group, and here I am, old enough to be his mother (actually, I think I'm a little older than she is), and not even trying, and I'm getting handed a number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 17, 2017 Author Share Posted September 17, 2017 . . . well, someone needs to show that 18-year old the ropes. Have fun, cougar. :it: I will! The hot blond guy (actually, he's not so much hot as he is cute and very sweet; I've known him since he was about 6) in question has been our intern at the library for the past two years. We've talked a lot about D&D, and he and a friend are putting a dungeon together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 You know this for a fact? Yeah. His mother has been one of my regulars since I started working at the library, and she always brought the kids in with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 im really mad i wasnt the 1st one to call you a cougar. now i have no material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 Don't worry - depending on what kind of character I roll up, you may get some. (Material, that is.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Did Zeni go gay? the rumor come out, does zeni gundam is gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 the rumor come out, does zeni gundam is gay? Had a little too much booze tonight mochi? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Had a little too much booze tonight mochi? :D lol mochi is fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Had a little too much booze tonight mochi? :D no but I took an anti-histemene and I'm DROW-ZEE ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 no but I took an anti-histemene and I'm DROW-ZEE ::: my allergies were bothering me today, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 18 is way too young for you. It works for me because I'm a kid and in love. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 Age doesn't matter. What matters is that I can get an 18 year old's number and you can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Age doesn't matter. What matters is that I can get an 18 year old's number and you can't. I have a couple of those on my phone lol. The problem is that they keep acting all dodgy because they're too young to know how to juggle the affection they receive from multiple suitors and realize who.the true alpha male is, so I have to ignore them and let 'em fail before I can step in, educate them on the matter, and warn them to never do it again. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 18 is way too young for you. It works for me because I'm a kid and in love. Making a skin suit out of a flayed 18-year-old does not count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 I have a couple of those on my phone lol. The problem is that they keep acting all dodgy because they're too young to know how to juggle the affection they receive from multiple suitors and realize who.the true alpha male is, so I have to ignore them and let 'em fail before I can step in, educate them on the matter, and warn them to never do it again. <3 Keep telling yourself that. But remember, you have to nag and cajole and stalk to get these numbers. I just have to stand there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Keep telling yourself that. But remember, you have to nag and cajole and stalk to get these numbers. I just have to stand there. That's a stretch; I do it with natural ability and dating acumen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 And I don't even try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 So what happened with those tickets Zeni? The answer is nothing because they didn't exist, but we want closure on the arc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 So what happened with those tickets Zeni? The answer is nothing because they didn't exist, but we want closure on the arc. I didn't appear last Monday, but I haven't heard a word from them either through phone call or mail yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I didn't appear last Monday, but I haven't heard a word from them either through phone call or mail yet. Goddammit youre gonna fucking end up in jail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Zeni on the lam..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 Zeni on the lam..... Next thing you know, he'll be blaming it all on a one-armed man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Goddammit youre gonna fucking end up in jail! Does that really sound like a jailable offense to you? They're bluffing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I love legal age teens and they love me, and I understand them because I was a teen not too long ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 19, 2017 Author Share Posted September 19, 2017 And they love me for that aura of experience that only a woman of a certain age can offer. After all, I've played a half-elfin cleric/fighter, who maxed out (this was back in the day when you had to split EP's evenly among the classes if you were playing a character with two). After she got pregnant and retired, I played a dwarfish fighter, but she died on her third or fourth trip to the dungeon, and it was really too expensive to resurrect her (it's always expensive, but worse for non-humans, because they didn't have souls, although I'm told they do now.) And then there was the human thief, who was visited by Zeus in a dream... See? You have absolutely nothing like this to offer, just superficial chit chat, the aroma of stale beer, and a ride on the bus or subway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Wtf?! Also, don't bad talk public transportation. It definitely kicks driving's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Zeni isn't allowed to make threads, but people are allowed to make threads about Zeni. smh :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 19, 2017 Author Share Posted September 19, 2017 Wtf?! Also, don't bad talk public transportation. It definitely kicks driving's ass. Yes. It does. Especially when one doesn't have insurance or registration or maybe a license...and when one has skipped a court date and may have a bench warrant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 19, 2017 Author Share Posted September 19, 2017 Zeni isn't allowed to make threads, but people are allowed to make threads about Zeni. smh :it: Don't be a kill joy. I'm not likely to get another 18 year old's phone number until my granddaughter turns 18, and I want to milk it for all it's worth. And I didn't just leave this hanging around; I summoned Zeni in the op, mostly so I could gloat, but I did let him know the thread was here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Wtf?! Also, don't bad talk public transportation. It definitely kicks driving's ass. yah ive been there...it takes 2 hours to get the same distance of a 30 minute car drive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 im irl pissed off @ u zeni. it was funny but now youre just being self destructive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Wtf?! Also, don't bad talk public transportation. It definitely kicks driving's ass. [move]ZETA BOTTOM[/move] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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