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I woke up an hour ago...not the best start to 2017


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Now to sift through the calls and texts from people who still think i'm a prostitute to find the ones that are are actually meant for me, so I can figure out exactly what happened in the past 24 hours....time moves on, but things stay the same, eh  :blank:

 

O0 <- I like this...good job, whoever added it

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There are worse starts...at least you're in a location where you can check your texts and messages. You could be in the men's room at a bus station in an uncertain city, wearing someone else's underwear.

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There are worse starts...at least you're in a location where you can check your texts and messages. You could be in the men's room at a bus station in an uncertain city, wearing someone else's underwear.

 

he should be used to that by now

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could you post another text meant for the prostitute? it would really make my day.

 

"Old man wanting QV with no cover bare around 12:30"

 

"Morning! Can we make an appointment to play two rounds 160?"

 

"mmm I wanna suck ur toes lick ur sweet pussy while deep fingering ur tight booty hole"

 

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My favorite so far is the offer I got from a pimp to, I guess, join his stable of hoes  ::)

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You just need to admit your a prostitute already, this denial isn't healthy.

 

pfft, if I was a prostitute I'd own that shit...like, If I was into dudes, or of the people hitting me up for sex were chicks, I might seriously consider being a lady man of the night, just for the life experience

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There are worse starts...at least you're in a location where you can check your texts and messages. You could be in the men's room at a bus station in an uncertain city, wearing someone else's underwear.

 

is...is that what happened to you?

 

'cause high five if it is

 

 

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pfft, if I was a prostitute I'd own that shit...like, If I was into dudes, or of the people hitting me up for sex were chicks, I might seriously consider being a lady man of the night, just for the life experience

 

That's just what a denier would say....

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"Old man wanting QV with no cover bare around 12:30"

 

"Morning! Can we make an appointment to play two rounds 160?"

 

"mmm I wanna suck ur toes lick ur sweet pussy while deep fingering ur tight booty hole"

 

...

My favorite so far is the offer I got from a pimp to, I guess, join his stable of hoes  ::)

 

men are such filthy pigs. i love it!

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