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This is nothing new, evangelicals say shit like this all the fucking time and have been doing so for decades now, have you heard some of the shit that comes out of Pat Robertson and James Dobson's mouth? I'm also not sure who or what you are accusing here lol.

Pat Robertson is full of shit.  He could look at whipped cream on a slice of pumpkin pie and find Satanism in it.
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This is nothing new, evangelicals say shit like this all the fucking time and have been doing so for decades now, have you heard some of the shit that comes out of Pat Robertson and James Dobson's mouth? I'm also not sure who or what you are accusing here lol.

 

Im just kidding u know i love the gay. I thought the article was hilarious.

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It was Lance Boil, in his laboratory... with a destructo ray.

Nope.  Al Gore - inventor of the Internet. 

Now everybody has a computer, IoT stuff, cellphones, etc., all requiring more & more electricity. 

Most electricity still comes from fossil fuels.

Use of fossil fuels creates climate change.

Climate change is affecting Hurricane strength.

Hence, Al Gore is responsible for massive hurricanes hitting the US.

There's your inconvenient truth.

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I was referring to Fundies saying shit like this btw:

 

 

 

Christian Pastor blames gays for North Korean war threats:

 

 

 

Pastor rants that Sodomites are trying to steal his church in a foreclosure auction:

 

 

 

Pastor claims he's found the cure for AIDS and it's to kill all gay people:

 

Pat Roberston says it's best to stand on the side lines and let Gays and Muslims kill each other after the Orlando Night Club shootings:

 

 

 

Ben Carson (previous Republican party presidential candidate and member of Trump administration), says that ensuring protection for gays rights is giving them extra rights:

 

 

 

Dr. James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family an organization notorious for promoting conversion therapy for gay children and teens, rants at length about losing the culture war and how gays are destroying our country and marriage:

 

 

 

Fat Christian preacher sweats and nearly passes out while screaming about gays and how they will never take away his traditional marriage:

 

I wish I could say I was surprised about this latest blame on gays destroying the world, but it's pretty much par for the course at this point. I grew up in church hearing this type of shit, and large amounts these types of videos have been around since the early days of youtube.

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They blame everything on the gays.

It's like a coping mechanism.  God wouldn't send in a hurricane without reason so it must be the gays.

yet it never occurs to them that all the Hurricanes so far are striking states that voted for Trump

 

if anything god is punishing them for being bigots

 

(also if they really believed in Jesus they'd know they're actually condeming themselves to hell for being so prejudiced)

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Nope.  Al Gore - inventor of the Internet. 

Now everybody has a computer, IoT stuff, cellphones, etc., all requiring more & more electricity. 

Most electricity still comes from fossil fuels.

Use of fossil fuels creates climate change.

Climate change is affecting Hurricane strength.

Hence, Al Gore is responsible for massive hurricanes hitting the US.

There's your inconvenient truth.

 

We get it, you and packard are old white men who are retarded.

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yet it never occurs to them that all the Hurricanes so far are striking states that voted for Trump

 

if anything god is punishing them for being bigots

 

(also if they really believed in Jesus they'd know they're actually condeming themselves to hell for being so prejudiced)

 

Not everyone that voted for Trump is a bigot, but yes the Irony is somewhat stark. I would say the irony lies more in the fact that hurricanes tend to hit states only lying in the Bible Belt, because of the nature of wind currents. Intelligent design? Probably not, seems pretty unintelligent to me.

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