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Then find a nonchalant way to knock over things with your bulge

 

Oops I am so clumsy

the only thing i have going for me is apparently my tongue according to poof. and i barely remember why i showed that to her

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aww yeah time to get catfished

I give you 11 minuets before you decide you hate her and deliberately sabotage the date

 

like you did with all the dates you told us about back on the Lithium boards S:

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I give you 11 minuets before you decide you hate her and deliberately sabotage the date

 

like you did with all the dates you told us about back on the Lithium boards S:

i'm going to start charging if you don't get off of my dick

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you don't wanna stick it out and be like EY CHECK IT OUT U IMPRESSED?? You just wanna get ice cream & take some long licks so she knows you have a tongue that can reach her fillopian tubes

i can't reach THAT far but if i can impress a pornstar that's good enough for me

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