Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 aww yeah time to get catfished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 hey it's mochi your date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 hey it's me your date aww yeaaaaaaaaaah. let's go to Whole Foods and look at the MILFs in yoga pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 i hope you finally get some smex ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasaga Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 dont look at the butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 not a first date lol. and i'll live even if it just doesn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 Figure out a nonchalant way to show her your huge tongue. Get ice cream cones or something. oh yeah i forgot i can probably do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 dont look at the butt can i touch the butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasaga Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 depends on how you play your cards i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 i got good ideas what if she's not impressed by that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 what if she's not impressed by that Then find a nonchalant way to knock over things with your bulge Oops I am so clumsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 Then find a nonchalant way to knock over things with your bulge Oops I am so clumsy the only thing i have going for me is apparently my tongue according to poof. and i barely remember why i showed that to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 What about that big floppy penis I kept hearing about all those threads ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 What about that big floppy penis I kept hearing about all those threads ago that's what they call a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Damn first the moon landing isn't real and now this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 aww yeah time to get catfished I give you 11 minuets before you decide you hate her and deliberately sabotage the date like you did with all the dates you told us about back on the Lithium boards S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 I give you 11 minuets before you decide you hate her and deliberately sabotage the date like you did with all the dates you told us about back on the Lithium boards S: i'm going to start charging if you don't get off of my dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 you don't wanna stick it out and be like EY CHECK IT OUT U IMPRESSED?? You just wanna get ice cream & take some long licks so she knows you have a tongue that can reach her fillopian tubes i can't reach THAT far but if i can impress a pornstar that's good enough for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 WAHHH wahhh waaaaahhhh okeh dude go rekt the hole. and buy her a fancy earring. just one. only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 WAHHH wahhh waaaaahhhh okeh dude go rekt the hole. and buy her a fancy earring. just one. only one. why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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