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[Guest The Hound]

the kid isn't mine

 

[Distortedreasoning]

buy drinks for everybody to celebrate the occasion.

[1pooh4u]

Don't believe it. Lemme know when you go on that talk show for your DNA and lie detector test.  ;D

[NaBarney]

That's bc you're sterile

[MEXobiologist]

i'd say so

 

thats like finding out you're not actually pregnant

 

bullet=dodged

[Sieg67]

the kid isn't mine

 

Hooray!

[StarPanda]

Next time on maury....

[PerfectFlowingHair]

Don't believe it. Lemme know when you go on that talk show for your DNA and lie detector test.  ;D

JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!

[CAC]

congradz

[Ginguy]

[Ric]

So you can fuck it when it turns 18, nice.

[Guest The Hound]

Don't believe it. Lemme know when you go on that talk show for your DNA and lie detector test.  ;D

 

lmao i will and ill get you ticks