Zenigundam Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 when some inconsiderate coworker knocks your lunchbox over in the job's fridge, causing half of the beer contents in your $10 Wal-Mart "I guarantee this won't open" (employee) coffee mug to spill inside, and causing you to snag your lunch quickly during lunch time, eat it, drink the remaining beer, hide it where nobody else can find it because you already know what's going to happen and if you put it back in that fridge, you're fired, and then sit through a serious group meeting with puppy eyes at the end of the day about the whole incident. My big thing is, will they do bag checks now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Omg u have a serious drinking problem dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just wait until you get off to drink like a normal person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just wait until you get off to drink like a normal person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 am i the only person here who doesn't drink during the week, i have a beer with friends when we meet on thursdays but that's really it. work days go so much slower when i feel bogged down from last night's shenanigans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 am i the only person here who doesn't drink during the week, i have a beer with friends when we meet on thursdays but that's really it. work days go so much slower when i feel bogged down from last night's shenanigans never in my life have ive been altered at work. even when i worked from home i couldnt do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 So did u get fired from this fake job yet or no. I hope not because I was looking forward to your made up stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Zeni is gonna end up getting fired from Wal-Mart. That's sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 11, 2017 Author Share Posted July 11, 2017 Zeni is gonna end up getting fired from Wal-Mart. That's sad. Eh it's a summer camp job. I worked at Wal-Mart when I was 19, and drinking is extremely easy to get away with at regular retail jobs, but here you aren't allowed to go to your car at lunch, and you're encouraged not to eat alone, so the first day I was drinking malt liquor straight from my mug with 80 unsuspecting people all around me, but today I found a quiet spot and ate alone. I'm just going to abruptly quit it though, won't pay the bills and I have to drive forty miles total every day for it, so it's eating up a huge chunk of gas cash, and now after discovering the spilled beer in the fridge they'll surely be looking out for this kind of thing, so it's like I'm on some Metal Gear Solid bullshet, all because that dunce knocked over my lunchbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Lol a thermos of beer. Not liquor, one beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 11, 2017 Author Share Posted July 11, 2017 Lol a thermos of beer. Not liquor, one beer Milwaukee's Best Ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Milwaukee's Best Ice Lol, lol So one beer that tastes awful and like 6% abv Just bring a screwdriver to work man, ya need to be buzzing when you work with kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Eh it's a summer camp job. I worked at Wal-Mart when I was 19, and drinking is extremely easy to get away with at regular retail jobs, but here you aren't allowed to go to your car at lunch, and you're encouraged not to eat alone, so the first day I was drinking malt liquor straight from my mug with 80 unsuspecting people all around me, but today I found a quiet spot and ate alone. I'm just going to abruptly quit it though, won't pay the bills and I have to drive forty miles total every day for it, so it's eating up a huge chunk of gas cash, and now after discovering the spilled beer in the fridge they'll surely be looking out for this kind of thing, so it's like I'm on some Metal Gear Solid bullshet, all because that dunce knocked over my lunchbox. If ever there was a time when I wished Jason Voorhees was real, it would be now, and if there was one person I wish he would walk up on, it would be you. It wouldn't be as awesome as Still Me kicking your ass all over the place, but dammit all to hell, it would be just as satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Still Me[/member] where's that laughing GIF use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Still Me[/member] where's that laughing GIF use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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