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and your heart would skip a beat when the "seen at" time would appear underneath your message, and you'd sit at your computer with crazed eyes as you waited for her to start typing... palms sweating... pen0r rising... yeah, I'll never reactivate my FB though even though I could be a FB player.

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Because she messed with a guy i had a crush on in high school i went thru my friends tracker and fucked all the hot guys i could find.  Ah...to be 25 and single with your own fuck pad.

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Because she messed with a guy i had a crush on in high school i went thru my friends tracker and fucked all the hot guys i could find.  Ah...to be 25 and single with your own fuck pad.

It continues to amaze me how much of a living, breathing stereotype you are.

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It continues to amaze me how much of a living, breathing stereotype you are.

 

Top Gun, you're such a cliché, just like the actual movie Top Gun, which sucks.

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The last time I even dated a woman was when Myspace was the hip social media platform,

which speaks both of my age and how long it's been since I was convinced I was straight.

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