Zenigundam Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Drinking beer every day is healthy for you, but my 7th grade science teacher showed me what soda does to paint on a car. Soda, bad, beer, good, but I'm gonna drink some Pepsi right now because I spent the whole day sleeping and didn't have time to buy a new tank of water for the water cooler, so yeah there's a brand new Pepsi in the fridge, and my stomach can handle it because of all the years of intensive Sonic Rican gastronomical training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 And did your science teacher also teach you about the difference between car paint and your liver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 As goofy as the topic is, beer does offer some health benefits in moderation. Meanwhile, none of the corn syrup or chemicals in soda are beneficial at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 You don't say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 And did your science teacher also teach you about the difference between car paint and your liver? *approaches* Why are you putting my taechers on blast? S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 You are putting your liver on blast Zeni, better check yo self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 As goofy as the topic is, beer does offer some health benefits in moderation. Meanwhile, none of the corn syrup or chemicals in soda are beneficial at all. Yeah, soda is straight poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Yeah, soda is straight poison. Maybe it is poison. And maybe I wanna die. Let me have my fizzy death syrup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Maybe it is poison. And maybe I wanna die. Let me have my fizzy death syrup! I had my first soda in a long time this morning, a couple 6oz cups of Mountain Dew. It felt so strange and toxic, but so right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Maybe it is poison. And maybe I wanna die. Let me have my fizzy death syrup! Yes, delicious death in a bottle. It's the only way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Maybe it is poison. And maybe I wanna die. Let me have my fizzy death syrup! You a spaghetti And some type of yeller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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