Do you know that soda is worse for you than beer?

[Zenigundam]

Drinking beer every day is healthy for you, but my 7th grade science teacher showed me what soda does to paint on a car. Soda, bad, beer, good, but I'm gonna drink some Pepsi right now because I spent the whole day sleeping and didn't have time to buy a new tank of water for the water cooler, so yeah there's a brand new Pepsi in the fridge, and my stomach can handle it because of all the years of intensive Sonic Rican gastronomical training.

[mthor]

And did your science teacher also teach you about the difference between car paint and your liver?

[Chapinator_X]

As goofy as the topic is, beer does offer some health benefits in moderation. Meanwhile, none of the corn syrup or chemicals in soda are beneficial at all.

[StarPanda]

You don't say

[Zenigundam]

And did your science teacher also teach you about the difference between car paint and your liver?

 

*approaches*

 

Why are you putting my taechers on blast?  S:

[Ginguy]

You are putting your liver on blast Zeni, better check yo self.

[NaBarney]

As goofy as the topic is, beer does offer some health benefits in moderation. Meanwhile, none of the corn syrup or chemicals in soda are beneficial at all.

 

Yeah, soda is straight poison.

[GunStarHero]

Yeah, soda is straight poison.

 

Maybe it is poison. And maybe I wanna die. Let me have my fizzy death syrup! 

[NaBarney]

Maybe it is poison. And maybe I wanna die. Let me have my fizzy death syrup! 

 

I had my first soda in a long time this morning, a couple 6oz cups of Mountain Dew. It felt so strange and toxic, but so right.

[Houdini Splicer]

Maybe it is poison. And maybe I wanna die. Let me have my fizzy death syrup! 

Yes, delicious death in a bottle. It's the only way to go.

[JeNewBee]

Maybe it is poison. And maybe I wanna die. Let me have my fizzy death syrup! 

You a spaghetti

And some type of yeller