you're minding your own buisiness

[mochi]

someone perfectly normal and sober looking walks in, VOMITS ALL OVER YOU then walks back out without saying anything

[fuggnificent]

Im so lucky as to never have anyone vomit on me. Even when i had a baby she never spit up on me. I think god knows i couldn't handle it.

[Codename: Jackass]

I'd probably run after them and tackle them from behind.

[NaBarney]

I'd cum in my pants and wonder who found my Literotica account

[AnimationFan14]

That's why I never mind my own business

 

I'm always consistently asking people if they are about to throw up

[Mini_ghost420]

Collect as much of the vomit as you can and put it into small vials. you'll find a use for it later

[fuggnificent]

I'd cum in my pants and wonder who found my Literotica account

 

Oh the years spent on literotica....until i found nifty.org.

[StarPanda]

Well than that mofo getting punched

[Bouvre]

someone perfectly normal and sober looking walks in, VOMITS ALL OVER YOU then walks back out without saying anything

 

No problem, I've hung around my friend's toddler enough to know how to handle this.

[Mix]

if I'm not quick enough to get out of the way, then I guess I need to take a shower..........to get the blood off me