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Note to self: Do not go to that McDonald's on Sunday (I'm nowhere near there so it's really easy but still)

Man in front of me at Dollar General: "I GUESS MY CARD'S BEEN COMPROMISED AND THE BANK DIDN'T TELL ME AGAIN SO I GUESS I HAVE TO GO TALK TO THEM AGAIN" Me and everyone else in the vicinity, including the cashier: [thinking] "sir we don't need to know any of this"

You absolutely do not.

They paid a graphic designer and an editor to make the video they showed before analysis of Jaguars/Bears on Football Night In America just now.

WCW Backstage Assault

This is what Google's giving me: If the device provides access to copyrighted material without proper licensing or authorization, that's a violation of copyright laws. So the device itself is not illegal, but using it to stream unauthorized content is.

Me standing in a phone booth: "No, that's too on the nose."