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My brother went in the bathroom to trim his mustache and came out with, uh, less eyebrows. Why would someone do this without, like, an MTV camera crew following them?!?

What's that old saying? "Better to stay silent and have everyone think you're a fucking herb then speak and confirm their suspicions?"

I got a coworker a couple of bathroom mats that she wanted. My secret Santa got me a Wal-Mart gift card, a bag of Hershey's minatures, and some cashews. She put this in like 5 different boxes but that's besides the point.

Lizzo looks exactly as excited as I would be to meet Pete Buttigieg.

In a sense, Baby Yoda is all of us.

Okay, get a burner phone and open YouTube on your phone or computer. When they answer, blast some Kendrick Lamar or something as loud as you fucking can.

Ever burp so long you throw your arms up in victory afterwards? ...carry on.

Okay but click pens.

*laugh track* *opening credits*

You just copy the link address and then paste it in the reply section here and the video should show up

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"I think it is my RIGHT as an AMERICAN to order as many balloons as I want!"

Game Boy Color: Pokemon Yellow Game Boy Advance: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Nintendo DS: New Super Mario Bros. Nintendo 3DS: Mario & Luigi: Dream Team N64: WWF No Mercy Gamecube: MVP Baseball 05 Playstation: WWF SmackDown! 2: Know Your Role PS2: NCAA Football 11 PS3: Gran Turismo 5 PS4: FIFA 19

I gotta say, that was a ride.

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Perhaps they were mine but I don't want to seem egotistical.

Any warning you see on a product means somebody tried to do it at least once.