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Christmas shopping as a kid: "I WANT THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND-" Christmas shopping now: "Give me a gift card and about 15 minutes. I'll come up with something."

80's wrestling heel-lookin' ass

I blew the picture up and I still don't know what's going on in that logo on the wall.

oh that'll go well

I think they finally just recently realized "Okay, they're paying these famous people to say troubling shit they don't know about, we probably need to watch for that?"

Nobody can judge you except God and the people at the Chinese buffet on Christmas Day.

I saw a great burn on some other website yesterday. They were talking about all the scouts that thought Lamar Jackson should be a WR in the NFL and someone replied "It's just incredible that the most productive wide receiver in college football would turn out to be really good at throwing the football to his fellow wide receivers."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Good lord that sounds incredible😆

*Real Men of Genius song from the old Bud Light commercials starts playing*

DANCE DANCE WE'RE FALLING APART TILL HALFTIME