Seight

*SYNTH-POP INTENSIFIES*

Just by looking at the angle I can tell that dog's jelly.

On a semi-related note, ever since the beginning of These Uncertain Times *sad piano* the two good commercials have been "The Progressive people don't know how to use Zoom" and "Dave Bautista implies that you have to wear pants to buy Smirnoff but once you get home that's up to you."

huehuehue

They could call it a "horne." Or something.

Our mission is clear. We must steal the Redditors. *dramatic sting*

You telling me TMZ lied? no. ... no.

Well yeah, I mean the Chrysler 200 isn't that sexy.

And just in time for the humid season! *melts*

workin on it

Combine them and you get

After 10,000 years, I'm free employed! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!

Imagine selling Cheetos Popcorn when you already make a far superior product. THIS POST MADE BY CHESTER'S PUFFCORN GANG

Meth: Not Even Once

Of all the months, April 2020 certainly was one of them.