Seight

*checking the mail piece the mortgage company is sending someone per their investigation to make sure it is not wonky* *part of it reads "You also claimed that the interest payments on your mortgage went to pay our employees. That is not true, the interest payments go to your loan originator, not us."* LATER THAT VERY SAME BEE: "If you have any other questions or concerns, you may call this number." Me, thinking: "Lol, I'm gonna get to send another one of these next month, aren't I?"

I love that a series of random events has led me to the thought "Why was Rod or Todd Ass wearing only the sleeve of an entrance jacket?"

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33632978/bruce-arians-retiring-coach-tampa-bay-buccaneers-move-front-office-role

Don't sleep on "Football Nazis," depending on which country you're in that means two things.

I'm sorry (i'm not that sorry and you know it)

OH SNAP!